I may have taken quite a bit of stuff that didn't belong to me. It's all in [Location]. I'm really sorry about that. Probably a good thing eBay couldn't really work here...
Also, I was diving for sunken treasure (don't ask) in the pool and I found this weird technological device. It looks important. If you're missing it, I didn't leave it in the other room. It's with me.
[Cara] So sorry for asking if I could sell your paintings. I would never do that. You uh feeling any better? Less like cutting me?