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chris ([info]olds) wrote in [info]thechicago,
@ 2008-01-17 02:00:00

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chris lugosi
Hi, i'm Chris. Let's play a quick game.

Say you're on top of a very high building. In front of you lies a knife, a noose, and the cold hard ground below. You have to choose which would be the least painful way for you to die. You can only choose one, not two, or three. Happy choosing.

ps This mushroom cavatappi is delicious.

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[info]chmorgan
2008-01-17 03:03 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to have to go with the ground but I don't know why. Quick and easy at least?

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[info]olds
2008-01-17 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I would imagine it to be a little painful to see your life flash before your eyes, just not physically so.

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[info]_tanda
2008-01-17 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Stabbing yourself would take too long to do all that losing blood stuff, and I don't think I could get myself to jump knowing I could snap my neck and still be alive to feel it for a few seconds or minutes. And I'd be one of those guys that'd passed out or died before I hit the ground from shock so number three!

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[info]olds
2008-01-17 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Bravo! Most don't know you won't necessarily die if you hang yourself.

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[info]_tanda
2008-01-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
My dad was a seriour western junkie when I was a kid. Lots of those type of scenes. On second thought he's still a western junkie.

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[info]steena
2008-01-17 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I don't even know how I can answer that one with my beliefs...suicide will result in such negative karmic consequences.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 01:48 am UTC (link)
If i'm dead, I don't believe i'd give a shit.

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[info]bellamarquez
2008-01-17 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I think I'd jump. It'd be pretty scary but at the same time it could be extremely liberating.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 01:49 am UTC (link)
Every one deserves a freeing moment of happiness before they die.

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[info]bellamarquez
2008-01-18 02:30 am UTC (link)
I couldn't agree with you more.

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[info]sammymalone
2008-01-17 09:48 pm UTC (link)
What if you used the noose and only broke your neck and then someone found you in time to save you? Hell no. I'd trick myself and fall off the edge.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 01:52 am UTC (link)
Best answer so far. How would you go about tricking yourself? Tossing your cell phone off the edge and leap after it with "Oh, no, I need that!"

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[info]sammymalone
2008-01-18 02:07 am UTC (link)
Something like that. Or stand on the back of my heels trying to balance. Hell if I fall backward I deserve to fall to my death. It's terrible that I've thought this out but... funny in a way.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 02:08 am UTC (link)
Morbid translates into hilarious for me, personally.

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[info]j_blake
2008-01-18 01:42 am UTC (link)
Passing!

But are you working next weekend? I'm booked for a major shoot

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
I do believe I am.

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[info]j_blake
2008-01-18 01:52 am UTC (link)
It looks like we're on the same shoot according to the call sheet.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
Well, shit, I think that calls for dinner afterwards.

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[info]j_blake
2008-01-18 01:55 am UTC (link)
I accept

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[info]charlesaldridge
2008-01-18 02:42 am UTC (link)
I've heard that many who jump/fall of buildings have heart attacks in the air before they hit the ground. Even if that is the case, I still pick ground.

Hello Chris, I'm Charles.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 06:52 am UTC (link)
Hello Charles, how do you do?

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[info]jasper_nox
2008-01-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
I'd totally throw myself off a cliff. It'd be like last-minute sky diving.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 06:52 am UTC (link)
And last minute sky diving is always exciting.

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[info]clangston
2008-01-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
Knife. It may hurt to you, but it'd be a pretty numb feeling for me.

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[info]olds
2008-01-18 06:51 am UTC (link)
It'd also take a very long time to bleed out.

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[info]alesanna
2008-01-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't wanna die. And that was quite the morbid question to ask. By the way, did you say something about 'shrooms?

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