Tweak

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Tweak says, "A moose once bit my sister."

Sarah Thompson (canon_is_god) wrote in the_nexus_rpg,
@ 2009-10-04 14:28:00

This is scientific.
Sarah walks out into the question area of the Nexus with a clipboard under her arm, whistling a cheery little tune as her fire-lizard Tsuri flies along beside her. After a moment of looking around, she finds a stool and climbs up to stand on it to get her head over the majority of the crowd (really, you can't do anything about those giant robots and other crazy things running around). She looks around for a moment, clears her throat, cups a hand around her mouth, and...

"STONKING GREAT TITS!!"

That said, she pulls the clipboard out and clicks a pen out. "Your response?"

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	lucklessinlove 2009-10-04 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	"Where?!" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-04 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	...scribble scribble. "Well, there are some around here, I'm sure?" Damn, now she feels kinda bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucklessinlove 2009-10-04 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh..." She should be she got Havoc's hopes up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canon_is_god, 2009-10-04 11:06 pm UTC

lucklessinlove, 2009-10-04 11:11 pm UTC

canon_is_god, 2009-10-04 11:25 pm UTC

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canon_is_god, 2009-10-05 12:21 am UTC

	exiled_years 2009-10-05 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Envy looks down boredly at her from his usual perch on the bottom support beams of the sign. "You're lacking them. What's your point?" Ah, our resident asshole to the rescue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

canon_is_god
2009-10-05 02:21 am UTC (link)

lfkjds;lfja

OIFUDJLKJESF:OILASL

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Okay girl okay you can do this there is an AV Field and he can't touch you

wait fuck has he been following her OH FUCK SHE KNEW SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT PINPOINTING TO PLACES calm down calm down it might not even be the same one he didn't call you a stick just snark back

FUCK NO SNARKING BAD JUST RESPOND RESPOND QUICKLY HE CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR

...and after the minute or so that internal spazfest took, Sarah finally recovers from her massive twitch and turns around with a very forced grin. "This is true!"

Note she is not scribbling down his response. And gripping that pen far tighter than strictly needed.

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	exiled_years 2009-10-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Envy blinks a couple times. Then he slowly raises one eyebrow. "You're speshul, ain'tcha?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canon_is_god, 2009-10-05 02:35 am UTC

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	light_of_day 2009-10-05 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Riza, Alfons, Al, and Delilah were on their way back to the apartments after grocery shopping. They hesitated hearing Sarah, and Riza glanced to the others. "I knew this shortcut would be a bad idea." She looked back to Sarah. "My thoughts? Well, seeing as it is October, I think you must have had a very good day at the mammogram office." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:25 am UTC (link)
	"Hey, I only provide amusing trauma! None of that mind-shattering stuff!" She grins and shakes her head, scribbling on the clipboard. "Nope! Just felt like yellin'." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	light_of_day 2009-10-05 02:39 am UTC (link)
	"Pity you don't have a bucket of little pink ribbons to pass out too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	kryptonite_al 2009-10-05 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"And my thought is that she'll probably just think I'm underage anyway, so what's the point?" Al groused, apparently in a bit of a mood that day. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:26 am UTC (link)
	She laughs weakly and scribbles down the response. "Sorry?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kryptonite_al 2009-10-05 02:36 am UTC (link)
	"Everybody's sorry and nobody does anything! Should I just get 'I'm legal, really!' tattooed to my forehead?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

light_of_day, 2009-10-05 02:37 am UTC

canon_is_god, 2009-10-05 02:48 am UTC

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	yours_to_keep 2009-10-05 02:16 am UTC (link)
	"Do not want," was all Alfons had to say about any of this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Sarah giggles and scribbles it down. "Duly noted! Should I shout something about a huge cock instead?" ...she'll die of embarrassment later, the sugar high's still going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yours_to_keep 2009-10-05 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Alfons merely stared at her with an expression of brainshattered wtf-horror, blinking a few times. "I, ah, I... there's frozen things in this bag." He nodded to himself, and then beat a hasty retreat before he melted into a puddle of fiery blush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canon_is_god, 2009-10-05 02:49 am UTC

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	say_once_more 2009-10-05 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Delilah wrinkled up in her nose in confusion. "My only question is thus, what does 'stonking' mean?" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
	...scribble! "I'm not sure exactly. I know it's--well I think it's Australian slang, since the dude I'm quoting is from there." She chews on the pen. "Damn, now I'm all curious." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	say_once_more 2009-10-05 02:33 am UTC (link)
	"I had a feeling it was slang, it was just concerning me what it could be slang for, particularly in your context." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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worrywort
2009-10-05 02:21 am UTC (link)

Fletcher was accompanying the family on their trip to the shopping district of the Nexus, although most of his errands were related to the apartment gardens that has become almost exclusively his 'baby'.

He got very quiet for a moment, a sort of odd look on his face, then he glanced around. "I'm waiting for my brother to show up now," he said. "Does that count as a response?"

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	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:31 am UTC (link)
	"Yep!" Sarah grins and scribbles it down. "Thank you for adding to the sum of my knowledge!" THUMBS UP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worrywort 2009-10-05 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Fletcher blinked a couple times. "Exactly what kind of knowledge are you hoping to gain here, with a question like that? And what I said shouldn't exactly be news around the apartments." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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queen_cobra
2009-10-05 02:24 am UTC (link)

OH LOOK, IT'S A SNAKE.

Er.

Martel paused in her steps at the odd announcement, eyeing Sarah. "They're fun to play with," she answered. "You can probably count that for Greed's answer. Should I tell him you're taking a poll about tits, or would you rather not risk the entertainment that would ensue when your two possessive boyfriends hear him hitting on you?"

What a smartass grin she had on her face.

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	canon_is_god 2009-10-05 02:33 am UTC (link)
	...okay, that gets her laughing. "As funny as it would be to watch, it might be best for the sake of their blood pressure." She scribbles it down and grins. "So should I count your response as responding for Greed, or you have anything else to add?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	survivorsguilt 2009-10-12 04:26 am UTC (link)
	C-c-COMBO BREAKER. Geeze, one would think this was an FMA dressing room guys. ;3 "...one of two things. First being 'It's probably a good thing Yohji wasn't around to hear that.' Second being 'I'm gay.'" "Hopefully either one is acceptable." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	canon_is_god 2009-10-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
	...Sarah doesn't count in that comment, right? D: "Both are perfectly acceptable!" Scriiiiible. "What would this Yohji have had to say?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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