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Envy (exiled_years) wrote in the_nexus_rpg,
@ 2009-04-14 00:23:00

god, it's been quiet around here. let's shake things up.
Envy has been silent and keeping his head down in the Nexus since he got here about a month ago- Envy's not exactly the sort to go diving headfirst into something unknown, and since this is Envy we're talking about- shapeshifter and forever-people-watcher, it's doubtful he's been noticed.

However, he thinks things are getting boring around here. So it's time to get a question out there that will stir up rants and drama.

Best subject- coworkers everyone hates. Envy perches up on the lower edge of the sign's base. "You know that coworker everybody hates? Whaddya do with them besides kill them?"

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awesomestyle
2009-04-14 12:36 am UTC (link)

...oh, goody. Everyone's favorite homunculus to hate. Really, Nexus, if you're going to start up the spawning pool for their universe again would it be too much to ask that no more of Envy show up? Ed's already got more than enough with the ones he has to deal with.

"I don't know, avoid them like a sane person would?" He scowls up at Envy with his arms crossed. "Though asking you to think like that is a bit much, huh?"

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	exiled_years 2009-04-14 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Envy gives Ed a bored look. God, there are a lot of these guys around. "Pissy little bastard, ain'tcha?" he asks with a sneer. "You're like those damn yippy dogs- fucking bitty, and all over the goddamn place." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awesomestyle 2009-04-14 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, you'd best get used to them, Envy. You'll be seeing them a lot. "WHO THE HELL'RE YOU CALLING A TINY CHIHUAHUA YOU COULD PUNT LIKE A FOOTBALL?!" You'll also be giving them aneurysms, apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exiled_years 2009-04-14 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Envy howls with laughter, nearly falling off the sign. "Well, at least you pups make up for it by being fun." He snerks, keeping a grip on the edge he's sitting on, several feet above Ed's head, for the record. "So when is someone gonna be assed to explain who the hell you twerps are and why the hell I oughta care about you?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burntonight 2009-04-14 12:41 am UTC (link)
	"Any reason you can't kill them?" Oh hey Envy. Unlike the shorty up there, this chain-smoking psychopath doesn't know you, and therefore doesn't have any preconceived notions about you! "How about imagining different ways to kill them slowly and painfully, hopefully getting ideas for when you can eventually follow through with it?" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	exiled_years 2009-04-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Now see, here's someone who thinks in a way Envy appreciates. he eyes the newcomer. "Bitch don't die. And the boss-lady hid the only thing that can change that. And that old bitch won't die either." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burntonight 2009-04-14 12:54 am UTC (link)
	"Everyone dies, you just have to find the right method. And bonus, the process of elimination is fucking fun." Have a 'this boy ain't right in the head' grin, Envy. He doesn't quite have fangs, but he still manages to look like a shark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exiled_years 2009-04-14 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Envy snerks. "Okay, lemme rephrase. She dies, I just gotta find the thing that will make her die, and the boss-lady has it hiding somewhere and I ain't found it yet. And the boss-lady dies, I'm screwed." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)