General Barry (ex_getoffmyl721) wrote in the_hub, @ 2007-09-08 23:39:00 |
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Open to whomever knocks-Location Deesha's Bedroom
The bed was soft. No, not soft like the hotels he liked staying at or like that he had ever seen. It was the kind of soft where if it wasn’t for the fact he fell asleep in his room he would of curled back up into the warmth and left a note on his door that said ‘Wake me in 20 years’
Wait. He did fall asleep in his room. Wait. Wait. WAIT.
He opened his eyes and looked around. He wasn’t ‘Home’ anymore. He was in a huge soft bed, with soft blankets, soft sheets, everything smelt oh-so-clean and just right.
“Ohmigod.” he said, head still on the pillow, “I finally kicked the bucket. Bought the farm. Wasn’t quite over the hill but I sure am now under it.’ more came to mind ‘Pushing up Daisy-as, finally did what Tiki expected him to, worm food, at room temperature, taking a dirt nap, Deceased, Ex-Living, Stone dead, demised, ceased to be, no more, expired, gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, resting in peace (though on a very nice bed), off the twig, shuffled off the mortal coil, joined the choir invisible, wandering the Elysian Fields, Paid Charon's fare, cadaverous, checked out, done for, erased, extinct, gone inanimate, cashed in, checked out, gone into the west, kicked off, got a one-way ticket , gave up the ghost, went to the big futbol field in the sky, fragged, got a pine condo, went into the fertilizer business…”
He rambled on for a few minutes listing some more euphemisms for death. Before sitting up quickly, cheering then curling up in a ball of pain and hurt. If he was dead, and this was heaven, God must of wanted him to remember ‘NOT TO FUCK WITH THE NOAH’ so if/when he ever got reborn he would know better. Looking on the nightstand there was a familiar small, glass bottle and a small glass of water next to it. He quickly took one of the pills and drank some of the water before curling up back into a ball so he can investigate once everything kicked in.