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May. 5th, 2016


network; mystique (021)

Is anyone else getting the feeling that someone went "oh, you thought the Emma Swan debacle was a witch hunt? We'll show you a witch hunt"?

If you were wondering what life felt like just before the Sentinel program started, this was it.


Chatty to Teddy:
» I joined a magic support group.
» I'm Billy Kaplan, and creating alternate dimensions should be my Tumblr name.
» Can we write fanfic about our lives, or would that be gross / weird / not cool? Check yes or no.


Today is Pixie's birthday. She is 16 now, which is almost a real grown up person.

I found some berries for you.

Apr. 25th, 2016


Now that we have pr0n covered, we also need artistic pictures, reblogged vines, never ending comment threads, "tag yourself" posts, people who abuse tags, SJWs, people complaining about the new features, and lurkers.

Power to whoever decided to take Rule 34 as a challenge. You have too much time on your hands.

Apr. 22nd, 2016


Filtered to Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Nico Minoru, Julie Power -- Likely triggers about postpartum depression and pregnancy/baby related stuff. )

Apr. 20th, 2016


It is, perhaps, a small thing, but it is an extraordinarily reassuring feeling to grasp my sword and feel the familiarity that I had forgotten while away.

Darcy, would you care to continue our trainings now?

Apr. 16th, 2016


Hello, my name is Mitsumi. I've been told I've got very bad timing which I hope means that this isn't how things usually are. Since I got here three hours ago some people will have already seen me. I was the one with the Espeon helping make barricades.

Apr. 3rd, 2016


This sucks. First Cassie, and now... practically everyone but us. Not that I want to randomly get taken to another universe against my will, at least not without you, but still. This blows. Don't leave me behind, okay?

I'm keeping Kate's bow, the Kree one. In case she or Noh come back. Someone should keep it safe for her. I figure I'm probably the only one who has any claim to anything Kree, anyway.

Mar. 21st, 2016


I have a sword?

I have a sword! Does this mean I'm like King Arthur?

Sorry if it wouldn't let you touch it, btw. I didn't know it was for me or I would've gotten it sooner. I was expecting my Pokémon cards instead. Whoops.


The Pod God is a regular old prankster. I got Noh-Varr's the soul bow in the pod drop.
This isn't mine, and I think it's a cruel joke that some idiot up there thought it was a great idea to send me the weapon of my ex-boyfriend when I returned it to him. He broke my heart. I don't talk about it much, because there's no point, but even if he tried, I don't think that I could forget that. I forgave him, but I could never trust him again.

So why did I get this thing? It's got its upsides. It never runs out of arrows 'cause it's all psionic crap, so that's a plus. Not nearly as messy as a regular bow and arrow. It might even bring down a Harry Potter werewolf if we had this issue again. Breaks through shield magic even. I guess it's handy, and just like me, it never misses.

Maybe I can paint it purple. Make it mine.

Mar. 19th, 2016


[Filter to Friends]
Uh... I think I just got a pet... at least until Percy shows up again...

Mar. 4th, 2016


netpost; billy kaplan

Um. Tell me I didn't wish anything out of existence.

Please. Alien metabolism > magic, right now.

I blame radiation for anything and everything that might have happened yesterday. Yup. Totally the apocalypse's fault. So And uh -- thanks, Mount Weather. For being so understanding.

Mar. 3rd, 2016


Billy -

So I spent a lot of time thinking about what I was going to do today. If we were at home, this would be easy. I know exactly what we'd do in New York, I know exactly what I'd get you (I'm not going to spoil that for future birthdays), and I know exactly who'd be there. Here, it's hard. I can't just go buy your favorite dessert or something new to put on your nerd shelf. I can't bring Tommy here. I'm not good at making things, and I can't whisk you off to some far-away beach. (Well, I could, but it'd take hours to get there, with my wings.) I don't have magic to just ... wish whatever you want into existence. All you get is me. So here I am.

By the way, everyone, it's Billy's birthday. Now I'm going to embarrass him.

I never really believed in true love and fate and all that stuff until I met you. I didn't even think you'd like me when I first met you. I was nursing the biggest crush I'd ever had, and I really wanted to be cool and to impress you, because you were amazing, you know? I knew right away that you were special. Way more amazing than some kid who didn't even know what he was and had no idea what he was doing. I'd spent a lot of time trying to be someone I wasn't so that people would like me, and I thought I'd left that behind, but I'd look in the mirror and see this big doofus and I couldn't imagine how you'd ever like me. But you did. You did, and you accepted me just as I am. You loved me just as I am, because that's just who you are. You're one of the kindest, most accepting people I've ever met, and the way you care about everyone makes me a better person just by being around you.

And so ... happy birthday to the best dimension-hopping, bad-guy-fighting, superhero husband a guy could ask for. Thank you for never giving up on us no matter what's standing in the way. I love you.

Okay, that's it, everyone. I'll save the rest of the gross schmoopy stuff for just Billy. You're welcome in advance.

Mar. 2nd, 2016


network post: clint barton

At least the apocalypse has Facebook? Priorities.

Uh Hey. It's Clint. I was told I have people. Katie?


Jam session, anyone?

[Mutants (+Daisy/Lincoln)]
So we have no idea whether Marie disappeared or got kidnapped?

Feb. 19th, 2016


netpost; billy kaplan

You'd think I'd have learned my lesson about alternate universes by now. They -- never, never, never, never, never, never -- work out well. But dear Pod God, if you're up there, listening to this nerdy secular Jewish boy from the upper west side, could you send me my brother for my birthday? You've got two weeks. My mom will make you pancakes. When she gets here.

Teddy, Kate, & other friends [feel free to assume]
So, how young is too young for tavern birthday adventures? Please, please, please tell me it is cool to drink blue alcohol and quote Tolkien. I really need this right now (or like, thirteen days from now, okay). It sucks you're all weirdly older than me.

Feb. 14th, 2016


Teddy Altman
I've got magic powers. Let's use them for terribly romantic outcomes. Or, you know, good ones.

Feb. 9th, 2016


I wasn't aware something like this was actually possible: traveling to a different dimension, through time.

Feb. 4th, 2016


Well that was a new and overly informative method of torture.

[Filter to Friends] (ooc: feel free to assume)
Probably bad timing considering the info session this evening, but I just wanted to say thanks. For the birthday party last week. That was a first meant a lot. Really.

[Filter to Billy]
Ok, I... uh...

I keep putting this off. Because most of the time just putting it off seemed to work fine even if it didn't, but with the whole thing this evening, I was wondering...

I have questions and I was wondering if maybe you could... help?

Jan. 23rd, 2016


-- Thorin's back
-- Don't freak out!

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