The 100; a panfandom game

So which of you do I get to thank for teaching Kira the Mother's Day dance she did yesterday? Because it was inspirational, and I'm leaning towards blaming the sugar high.

[ Aramis/Porthos ]

:D

Different universe, same shit. People really don't learn, do they?

SCOUTS:

Think y'all could use someone who can shift into animals? Figure if I'm stuck here, might as well make myself useful.

TARA THORNTON:

Let me guess, you're not gonna rough it.

SARAH MANNING:

Hey. Didn't know who else to talk to about this. You sorting things from the last few weeks out all right?

TARA THORNTON:

Where the hell are you?

Heyyy, so ah. Someone want to come post bail for me?

TEXT TO MAGGIE SOPRANO:

-- Hey, got a question for you. You have a sec?

The children's shelter is looking for some warm weather clothes, if any of you have some gently-used ones to offer. Just let me know and I can either come pick them up myself or send someone to collect them. Or you can drop them off, of course. Anything will work!

[ sam ]

Thank you so much for helping me this weekend, by the way. And I'm so sorry again for becoming a weepy, pathetic mess. I totally appreciate you.

Who: Maggie Soprano [Jo Harvelle], Sam Mickens [Sam Merlotte], and Josh Soprano [NPC]
When: April 7, 2016
Where: The park
What: Sam meets Josh for the first time
Rating: TBD but probably low?

( life's like an hourglass, glued to the table )

All right, since everyone seems to be eager to take a ride, we're gonna figure out how to get Ben's bull set up at the bar. I'll let y'all know when it's ready to go. We'll have some rules once it's up and running, so I expect everyone to behave or we'll have to take the toys away. And the alcohol.

We've got karaoke tomorrow, and I've started to roll out new seasonal brews as they become available, so keep checking back for the new ones.

And if you haven't seen her yet, Maggie's back in town and she's got her old job back, so I'm sure she'd appreciate it if everyone came out to welcome her back properly.

Is it Friday yet?

[Kate Wesson]

I'm going for it.

[Sam Mickens]

Hey, you. Been a while.

I think I know most everyone here by now, at least in passing, and a lot of you know Marie. Those who don't know her, well, she's a kind-hearted girl who just wants to live her damn life and is still figuring out who she is. I know all too well what that's like considering she's kinda me ten years ago if my life had started out a little different. She doesn't deserve any of what's happened to her and I might not know how, but I gotta believe she'll get put back together again. Stranger things have happened.

Anyway, my mutant ability allows me to absorb others abilities, plus a whole slew of other things, but I'm gonna focus on the abilities part right now. Don't matter if you're a mutant, alien, god or what have you. If you got skin that I can touch with my own then I can absorb whatever you can do. I can then use your power and someone else's (or a whole bunch of people) at the same time or in repetitive succession which comes in real handy when dealing with a battle like we're gonna be facing.

So I'm just wondering who all might be willing to let me borrow a little of their powers. You'll still keep yours and there ain't any adverse effects anymore. Me using them won't take you outta the fight or anything.

CHATTY TO TARA THORNTON:

-- Where are you?

I will fight any of you motherfuckers if you try to steal my Lucky Charms.

I can't believe I'm This place is full of smells I know we got all sorts of folks here besides humans, and no one's hunting any of y'all, no one's trying to limit your rights. Seems too good to be true, but I gotta ask because I'm sick of dancing around it. How many of you can turn into something else, like an animal?

I can handle constant threat of radiation poisoning, death-by-arrow, dragon, White Witch and werewolf, but a coffee ration? That just hurts. If I had a trailer, I'd be storming back to it.

CHATTY TO TARA THORNTON:

-- Hey, wanted to let you know
-- If you don't hear from me til tomorrow, I probably didn't just disappear on you

I really wish I'd paid attention when folks tried to tell me about mutated animals out there. There's nothing like being spooked by something you didn't expect.

TARA THORNTON:

Getting used to any of this yet?

Singles' Night was fun, but I wouldn't say it got the job done. Too much happening at once, and then we all drank too much and danced too long. I've been sore since Saturday.

RIGHT. SO. Take this, then:

Name: Donna Noble
Age: Old enough to know what I want
Orientation: Men only, please!
Looking For: Long-term relationship (negotiable)

Things About Me: From Chiswick, able to type 100+ words/minute, love taste-testing new flavours of snack foods, love trash mags, love travel, and maybe-just-maybe saved the universe that one time. Also known as 'most important woman in the universe', so consider that.

Things About You: Single, on the bigger side, taller than me, age 25-50, not working with an ancient race of spider aliens, won't talk over me, won't talk down to me, likes to give gifts, likes adventure, likes me more than adventure, gives good foot rubs. **ADDENDUM: NOT THE DEVIL.

All inquiries can be directed to me, Donna Noble, online and in person.

WHO: Sam Merlotte, Tara Thornton
WHEN: February 12, yesterday
WHERE: Some corridor!
WHAT: Sam decides he's going to flee as a rat, sees Tara, and decides against it. He's naked. Tara's foul-mouthed. Bears shit in the woods.
WARNINGS: Non-sexual nudity, but there's no talk about body parts. Lots of cussing, lots of morbid humor.

( Sam Merlotte had seen some crazy shit in his life, but this? This was some of the craziest shit yet. )