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May. 12th, 2016


[info]dosex

DELIVERY LEFT ON MAYA LOPEZ' BED - IN A BOX (note: It's not his dick in a box.) )

May. 7th, 2016


[info]bookworm

[Filtered to Once Upon a Time Fandom minus Baelfire]
I've been waiting to make any sort of announcement until after I spoke to Baelfire and to be honest I wasn't completely convinced this place was even real. It's been a week and I'm still here. I even started a job in Law Enforecment last week. I guess I'm going to be here a while.

You should all know (if you don't already) that I'm expecting. I'm about five weeks along right now. It came as a complete surprise, but I'm really happy about it. Especially being here where we are both safe

[Filtered to Medical]

I disclosed this information during intake, but I'm about five weeks pregnant. Does the mountain have an OB/GYN I can start seeing? I want to make sure this goes as smoothly as it can while trapped inside a mountain. I also want to make sure that whoever has been delivering babies around here isn't headed off to one of the new settlements.

[info]dosex

[FILTERED TO LAB & MEDICAL]
Need a few lab hands to go out to the areas marked for new settlement and bring back soil and water samples. You know the drill, make sure the land is inhabitable, can grow crops and all that rubbish. There's only a few of us Podkru in the lab, these days, but a few Skaikru-medical have already offered to go along. It'll likely take a few days, so pack ahead and go in prepared.

I don't think any of us have issues with our fellow Skaikru medical team, but if you do, speak up now. Or forever hold your peace.


Don't actually forever-hold-your-peace, if you ever have an issue and you don't feel comfortable going to Dr. Griffin, please come to me. And apologies in advance if I've been more distant and frazzled as of late. Long hours working on my projects and a slightly more immediate timeline wasn't what I was expecting to deal with this month. Neither was an arseload of new memories. But I'm always available if you need to air grievances or just talk. Or just to stare at my glorious beard, as I know how fantastic it is.

May. 3rd, 2016


[info]dosex

[FILTERED TO ALFRED]
Now, I'm not trying to get your hopes up here, but I may be onto something.

At the end of last month, I'd had a breakthrough on my formula. So far, the preliminary tests are looking good. It still requires testing, but I believe I'm on the right path?

[FILTERED TO MAJOR]
I waited until the day after your birthday to demand samples. Come to the lab today, if you've got time? Taking blood isn't exactly the easiest from zombies, but I need a few swabs and hair follicles. And a urine sample.

Try to contain your excitement.

Apr. 29th, 2016


[info]dosex

Cut for minor spoilers for the latest season of iZombie - Filters to Mordin and Maya )

Apr. 18th, 2016


[info]mynightoff

It's good to see all of you again. It wasn't the same around here. Sorry about the smell and the mess.

How many of us have gotten new... I guess we're calling them memories from home? More than once? Since we're on the topic of messing with our heads.

KAREN PAGE:
Did anyone explain that sometimes we wake up remembering new things we'd lived through in our world, even though we've definitely been here for months? Because that's a thing.


[ooc: proooooobably discussion of daredevil season 2 in the comments, 'cause i finally canon-bumped]

[info]beyondbadass

ZOMBIE TRIO:
What the hell happened to you while you were gone, Ravi? I missed you so much I think I could kiss that beard.
KAYLEE FRYE:
Hey, roomie. Welcome back. I have all of your stuff here. Major and I didn't want to let anyone else take it.

[info]ashtawawidiwin

I feel like I missed my birthday. I didn't of course, but it didn't mean anything to me there. My family might have been messed up at home, but whether it was my father or Wilson, they always found time to do something.

There is one I haven't missed though. Happy birthday, Matt. I've been under a magic spell and didn't get you anything.

[Friends, roomies]
I need to clear my head, get out of here for a few days. Three, specifically. Since everything's a bit of a mess here I'll stick around to help out for the rest of the day and head out tomorrow. I've got a tracker and I'll leave a map with my planned route and campsite marked, stick within the five mile radius, and bring first aid gear and a flare. I suppose my tablet too in case I want to read, though I'm not sure if it will be able to connect to the network out there or how long the battery will last. You can expect me back about lunchtime on the 21st and start getting worried if I'm not back by sunset.

Apr. 14th, 2016


[info]dosex

Storybrooke; Rav Mustafa

X-Posted from [Rav's Instagram]

Karaoke prep. Tonight, Rabbit Hole. I challenge you.

Apr. 6th, 2016


[info]dosex

Storybrooke; Rav Mustafa

Dear Mr. Pirate Ship Owner/Captain,

I see you there, trying to make us other fine, upstanding boat Captains feel inferior to your large ship, but it won't work. You know why it won't work?


Because it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. And my wife will tell you that my motion in the ocean? Above reproach.

I like big boats and I cannot lie... )

Apr. 1st, 2016


[info]cityelfwarden

Storybrooke: Yoga and Babies and Soap

I swear, if not for yoga class I'd go totally crazy. Ben, you are an absolute lifesaver. I miss doing inversions, though! No headstands with baby on board. :( The belly is big enough to make Wheel awkward now, too, so I'm back down to just doing Bridge.

Alison's got the shop today, so everyone who likes smelling good should go see her at Bare Necessities! The spring scents are in, and if I do say so myself, they are beautiful.

Also, we're looking for some part-time help! If you have a nose for perfumes and fine bath products and a passion for helping people feel their best, come have a chat with us ASAP!

Mar. 20th, 2016


[info]dosex

I'm happy to announce that the medical team working on Mr. Kirk's infection have successfully isolated the infection, studied it thoroughly, found weaknesses and through that, Dr. Banner and I were able to replicate an antibiotic that is showing signs of being effective against the strain, and Mr. Kirk is now on the mend.


All of my team is brilliant and deserve all of the drinks, snacks, chocolates and goodies you'd like to send their way.

It still stands that if you start exhibit symptoms of any sort of infection you should come to us right away.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to devote as much time to a beautiful, smart woman as she'll allow, as I've been horribly neglectful, and then sleep for eight days.

[info]mamafantastic

[Filtered to Ravi Chakrabarti and Cisco Ramon]
Just how familiar are the two of you with the Intersect?

Mar. 16th, 2016


[info]hankpmccoy

I never thought I'd use the term futuristic anachronism, but I can't think of anything better to describe this place. The technology and medical advances seem so far beyond what I'm used to, yet it's as if it's horribly outdated by the standards you'd expect here.

This tablet will save a lot of time, hard to believe it's as powerful as the supercomputers back home. I've got some catching up to do. Oh, this is a public interface. Interconnected. Hello, my name is Henry McCoy. I'll be working in the Medical Lab here, and looking forward to getting to it.

Mar. 15th, 2016


[info]dosex

[FILTERED TO BRUCE BANNER]
BRUCE bruce brrrrrucebrucebrucee! May I please have your gifted and talented and gorgeous attention, please?

Mar. 11th, 2016


[info]dosex

[FILTERED TO COMMAND, MEDICAL, MILITARY SERGEANTS, 505E & BRAVO SCOUT TEAM]
Jim Kirk was admitted to medical with an infected wound, after an examination with Nurse Chapel. We're still attempting to isolate exactly what it is, but it's a nasty bugger. The things we know so far is that it's quickly spread and it's not responding to traditional antibiotics or magic.

As such, we've placed Mr. Kirk under a temporary quarantine here at the hospital, along with those he lives with. We very much apologize for any inconveniences this might cause, but I promise you we're going to attempt to make it as quick and painless as possible, it's only until we isolate the infection and figure out how contagious it is.

Better to be safe than sorry, I'm afraid. We'll be working overtime to come up with a treatment and cure, and monitoring anyone else that might have come in contact with Mr. Kirk. Bravo Squadron, please come to medical today for a full checkup. I don't want to have to hunt you down, but I will if I don't hear from you by noon. We don't believe it's that far spread, but as I said - better to be safe than sorry.

I plan on releasing a public statement when we know more of the symptoms, to follow up on this. If you're head of anyone in the military that receives a wound, please make sure they receive proper medical care. Any wound at all, even a small one. If anyone under your command becomes feverish or develops a rash, send them to us immediately.

Mar. 10th, 2016


[info]dosex

So, I know we're all a bit preoccupied by the overpriced coffee that doesn't even have latte art on it, but have we got anyone around here that does haircuts, by any chance? I'm two days from just shaving all of this glorious hair off and starting anew, because this Grizzly Adams look just isn't working for me.

Feb. 24th, 2016


[info]dosex

We'll be putting together a tablet documentation and video recap of the sexual education seminar, for anyone that arrived after or wasn't able to attend. Should be available at the end of the week, just let me or Claire know which copy you'd like.

Also, please feel free to give any feedback before we do the taping. Anything you think we should have touched on? Did you take any of the advice and it either worked or didn't? Anymore questions? Generous praise? Use protection!

iZombie filter. Cut because Ravi over thinks and it's way long. )

Feb. 19th, 2016


[info]shocktrooper

Peter, buddy. How are you at basketball? I'm dying for a weekly pick-up match. Nothing serious, just a little time in the gym.

PEETA MELLARK:
Sun's out today. Want to have a cup of coffee outside and chat?
CULLEN:
Got plans tomorrow morning? I was thinking we could go for a jog, get some fresh air, shoot the shit.
RAVI:
So I may have suggested to Liv that she start wearing the engagement ring again.

Feb. 17th, 2016


[info]buckthesystem

Still don't really get this whole network thing, but Steve says writing messages here is standard. Guess I've heard crazier things, so here goes nothing...

You can call me Bucky. The doc says I should be getting out of the medical wing soon, so I get to rediscover what it's like being a contributing member of society. I guess I If there's an Alison Hendrix reading this, I'll stop by to introduce myself. Looks like you're my new boss.

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