The 100; a panfandom game

For those of you who knew her, Jessica Jones has disappeared. No need to look for her; we were speaking when it happened.

Did someone take care of Norman and Edwina while I was gone? I saw them this morning and they said they missed me.

FILTERED TO SNOW WHITE:

I assume being back means that I still have my job and that you haven't replaced me. And, really, who could replace me?

As a follow-up consideration, if this whole magic situation turns even more sour than it already is, and if I should vanish one pleasant spring day, know it wasn't you. I have a historical distaste for being told what to do. Nothing personal, I assure you.

FILTERED TO VERITY, THOR, BEN, AND SAMIRAH:

Everyone back to normal? Good. Dinner tonight. Bring someone if you'd like.

FILTERED TO NORMAN OSBORN:

I think my choice words may have to be, "Wow, that was awkward."

[Filter to Mr. Frost]

You seem to have a discerning eye when it comes to clothing and tailoring. I've taken over the collection for the Town Hall's group donation to the children's shelter. We have a decent amount of pieces so far and I could use some help properly sorting them all into wash, small repair, major repair, and what were you even thinking categories and getting rid of these trash bags. Could you spare a moment of your time in the name of charity?

There always seems to be so many birthdays around this time of year. It must be spring. Feel free to stop in for a free pastry if you're one of them.

And please be careful on the roads. It would be terrible if a child were to be hit.

Really people? A pirate ship? I'd think that pirates would prefer to come some place a little more interesting that here.

"Open a law firm with me, Foggy," Matt said, and I did.

"Fake your death, Foggy," Matt said, and I did.

"Move to California, Foggy," Matt said, and I did.

"Come hang out with Matt in the literal Apocalypse," said the universe, I assume because Matt told it to, and now I'm here whether I like it or not.


My name is Foggy Nelson. If any of you have long-standing complaints with Matt Murdock, I'll put a basket out in front of my door that you can leave them in. I won't read them, but they'll make a good trash can fire.

Today we had two calves born and they are so cute! And they only have one head each so that's good. There's a boy and a girl. We had a drawing to see who got to name them and I won.

The boy is Norman and the girl is Edwina. I want to stay with them tonight. Is that okay?

This is such a bad idea Come on, opening up and talking and honesty are good things

Well, Han Solo and Chewbacca are a hard act to follow, but I'm do my best.

My name is Norman Osborn. From what I understand, if you take a world with the Avengers, Spider-Man, and the X-Men and fast forward the timeline, you get my universe. I've been running OsCorp for a few years now and helping to provide superheroes with tech so that they can do their job easier.

So, ask away and I'll answer as best as I can.

[Peter Parker, Ben Reilly, Normie Osborn]

MJ's getting on my c-

Any of you up for a game of cards or, hell, even board games?

So Herc talked about it, and I decided to start making us a pool table in my spare time, cause why not. I've got a bunch of wood I gathered from the forest and I'll start fitting the pieces together.

Anybody got an idea what we could use for balls?

[HERC, STACKER]

Sorry about earlier. Won't happen again.

Can what happens in one universe happen in another? Will it?

People are so annoying to me. This weekend I got a lot of "you're very cute but a little young for me". This is a general announcement that I'm 18ish, and therefore an adult and capable of making my own decisions about having sex and relationships. I don't understand why people get uncomfortable about age differences. Do they think that I'm immature because I'm not some magic number? And that I will become mature on a specific birthday?

I've gone through a lot. I was a coyote for seven years after I ate my mom and sister. I was targeted by assassins. I took algebra in summer school. Horrible stuff like that. And I say 18ish because I don't know how coyotes age or if my time spent as one "counted".

Is it a "take advantage of a younger person" thing? Because if someone tries to take advantage of me, I'll just kill them. See? You can totally date me now.

I don't care if people aren't interested in me because they think I'm weird. That's their poor life decision that they will later regret, because I'm an awesome girlfriend. But I don't understand why people get hung up over age. Can someone explain it to me in a way that will help me no longer think you're all being stupid?

{Edited to Add] Lydia suggested that I get to know someone before I date them and find true love. Please apply for consideration here.

[Filter to Peter Parker, MJ Watson, and Ben Reilly]

I'm not quite sure what the etiquette rules are here for this situation, but between work and hanging out with you guys and little Benjy, I'm not sure my room is really getting much use as it should. Meanwhile, there's a newly open room in your place... Would anyone be opposed if I moved my crash space there?

FILTERED TO BEN & PETER'S FRIENDS/COWORKERS/ETC.

Everyone's having the same weird day, huh? Okay, big favor to ask...

If you see a guy who looks like a teenage me, call him Peter and DO NOT tell him anything about clones or Ben Reilly. I'm trying to handle this best I can. Thaaaanks!

Who would I need to talk to about having a night devoted to dancing at the tavern?

PETER PARKER:

I wish we could forget her again. Just that. I'll take all the other memories, if someone could just take away the memories of May.

Being cooped up is starting to get me. Who wants a snowball war? I'm thinking: we build forts, plan strategies, and then we have to besiege the other forts.

Who's in?

[ooc: posted after Loki's message]

[Filter to Mayday]

Bring, bring, bring. Wake up call for the best niece around! If you need a wake up call. Didn't know if you got the sick or did that oversleeping thing we sometimes do because there aren't enough hours in the day and then it catches up. Anyways, it's probably later than you think and Benjy's terrorizing the daycare, so if you need us to pick him up, we can do that.

[ooc: few minutes after first filter]
[Filter to Spider-Family

Hey, have any of you seen Mayday around? She didn't go to pick up Benjy and I haven't been getting any answers back from her.

[Technology Engineering Team]

Hey Team! I'm hella excited to be working with all of you. I got to see the roster and it's pretty much a Dream Team. I should warn you all, I'm always like this, so hopefully you enjoy high energy and mad creativity, because it's what I love to do. Do we have a current list of projects? Open to new ones? I don't want to step on toes or anything, order and stuff is important. I've got ideas and they want to be free.

FILTERED TO NORMIE:

Psst, you.