The 100; a panfandom game

[FILTERED TO LOIS LANE]

Is my protege ready for some training and practice? I found a really good clearing that we can use that's not too far from here, but it's not in Grounder territory or near a lot of scouts and lookouts.

[FILTERED TO AUGUST BOOTH]

You really didn't have to do that.


But thank you. I hope you didn't have to trade your soul to someone in the kitchens.

Bruce and Selina are both gone. Nothing really to say, just wanted people to know.


If we could get someone to whip up a Ben & Jerry's, that'd be great. Some of us can't get drunk to cope.

Here's hoping the inaugural radio show last night was vaguely interesting.

I need help naming it -- puns are always appreciated, and you get a bonus if it's particularly clever. Looking for something that gets to the root of who I am as a storyteller, so don't think you're barking up the wrong tree if you make a wood pun.

I know there's a lot going on right now, but today is officially the day that everyone can tell Cisco Ramon that he's getting old. If anyone needs the distraction, feel free to track him down and let him know it.

Happy birthday, Cisco!

I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D TAKE A DAY OFF.

Hells naw. It's still Cooking with Cisco, which is a lot like Cooking with Crisco, but really my stuff's way tastier. Now, granted, I haven't had a lot of time to prepare and I've been told Goblin is totally not a healthy food option - soooOooOOoo today is veggie enchiladas.

For those of you that immediately went eugh, veggies, I swear to you on everything I care about (a list that mostly contains electronics and tacos), you're going to love these. If you've never had a fresh corn tortilla and a spicy 'chilada gravy, you haven't lived. Or lived more than once. It's hard to count lives around here, amirite?

Come forth, learn from the master (then help feed the masses). Perhaps during the lesson, I will regale you with tales of my days as a Radio DJ in Sunny Weatherbrooke!

[Veronica Mars]

We're cool, right? Not weird. I won't make it weird. If you still want that X-Ambassadors concert, I've got MP3s. Not QUITE the same, but hey. Uh, that is, assuming you remember stuff. If you don't, PRETEND I WROTE NOTHING.

It's good to see all of you again. It wasn't the same around here. Sorry about the smell and the mess.

How many of us have gotten new... I guess we're calling them memories from home? More than once? Since we're on the topic of messing with our heads.

KAREN PAGE:

Did anyone explain that sometimes we wake up remembering new things we'd lived through in our world, even though we've definitely been here for months? Because that's a thing.

[ooc: proooooobably discussion of daredevil season 2 in the comments, 'cause i finally canon-bumped]

SIMON TANNER:

I'm so sorry.

BEN IRONS:

I ain't taking this money. You got arrested 'cause of me, and I'm not letting you give me money for it.

FRIENDS & FAMILY:

I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought he liked me, but then — and now all this stuff with Ben punching him. And I heard he's going to press charges, and I can't let that happen to Papa Bull. He didn't do nothing but try and stand up for me.

OMG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KARA! I got you a present, but you gotta come by the garage to get it!

WILL WOODSON:

I'm getting a sitter for the kids tomorrow. Do you have some time?

KARA ZALE:

We haven't spoken in quite some time. It's been understandably awkward and frustrating. I thought perhaps it was time we did.

So I suppose I'll start.

Do you love him?

WHO Will Woodson / August Booth & Kara Zale / Kara Danvers
WHAT A Parisian Affair.
WHEN Six months ago.
WHERE Paris: the flight to and then their hotel in the city.
WARNINGS It's an affair! It ends in a fade to black, and includes a good deal of suggestiveness along the way.

( It’s probably a mistake- but it feels right and I’ll leave mistakes for future Kara to sort out. )

This is likely well beside the point, but while I've heard a lot of chatter recently about the White Witch's particular cruelty, or her mode of transport, or her aesthetic (very nice, very themed!), there's one aspect to her that's eluded me so far.

What does she want? Why target us? There's a whole sodding world out there, after all, that's likely less defended. What's she going to get out of it? Simple subjugation? Bragging rights? I've never been one to parse the motives of anything that I knew how to kill offhand, but as I'm well-mystified by this Witch, the question nonetheless stands.

[ Filtered to Lucifer!Castiel ]

Because I can't leave well enough alone... is it a second chance you're really after? It sounds like you managed to put a lot of people in a strop around here. So much vitriol! It's truly impressive what you've accomplished in this short amount of time.

I suppose I was not entirely unmoved by your story, is all (more's the fool, me). What are the prerequisites for appropriate bodies to inhabit, since the tall one that shares my name is well out of bounds and they want you out of the body you're in?

[ /Filter ]

Lois and Clark are gone. Sooo I guess that makes me the Last Kryptonian Standing.

It's all right, I promise. He felt kind of useless here, anyway. Sorry if you wanted his autograph and didn't get it, you'll have to settle for mine.

I've gotta give you guys here some credit. I've been to a few different dimensions and timelines and all that, and this is the first that has had everything down to a total process. Congrats!

Soooo hi. I'm Cassie and it's Saturday night. What all is there to do around here?

Johnny's gone. I think his sister is too. So that's... that.

AUDREY PARKER:

Hey, uh. Can we test this tracker out?

Hey, everyone. So, I guess we're about to find out how well I do with public speaking, huh? Don't sweat it, you got this

As a follow-up from my last network post about who around here's been able to bridge the gap between different worlds, I got a blessing to go ahead and hold a meeting in the gym next week. It'll basically be an open forum to get ideas going. We have a lot of smart people and a lot of people with experience. I'm sure the right combination of that will start us all in the right direction to get some answers about the pods, and maybe answers about stuff even beyond that.

I mean, I believe we also have a common goal here. Even if you plan to stay here, there are a lot of people who could really benefit from going home. It's worth helping anyone who needs the help, right?

So if that sounds like something up your alley - or if you're just interested to see what others have to say - stop by the gym after dinner on the 7th.

FILTERED TO CISCO:

Hey, two things.

1. You'll be my backup on this, right?

2. I have a spare bed on the other side of the room with your name on it.

James is gone. And no one has to look for him, he disappeared right in front of me this morning.

It's for the best, I guess. But it sucks and I can't get drunk or binge on junk food and there's no ice cream, and I don't want to destroy the gym equipment. So that leaves being a cranky lump on the couch or... I don't know. I haven't really got past that idea yet. Clark, want to be my punching bag?

[GUARD GROUP ALPHA]

Alright, if you haven't seen Captain? Rogers post, unless you're signing up to go out into the fight, we'll be doubling up on perimeter patrols in case they get past the front line of defense.

I'm waiting for an answer to know if we're going into lock-down, so for now just keep up patrols and stay out there until we're called in to fight or it's over. We're keeping people inside. I've been instructed that they aren't to know why, if at all possible.

I'll be in the air if you need me, but I'm not leaving the area.

[TEAM SUPER: CLARK, JAMES, LOIS]

I'm not supposed to say anything but - well, I'm terrible at orders. There's possibly a disturbance outside the mountain, it's being handled. I'm not fighting, but if you don't hear from me for a few hours it's cause I'm on guard duty, okay? Don't tell anybody about this yet.

If anything gets close, we may end up calling you in, Clark. Just be aware.

We're working on the heat, but it'll take a few days. Try to be nice to each other in the meantime. Takes a hell of a lot to heat a place this big, so when something blows, it blows.

At least cold showers wake you up faster? I guess? Is that positive enough? Optimism isn't always my thing.

I think they're also pretty decent for your skin.

And that's the end of my positivity for the day. Thank you, and goodnight.

[Lois, Kara, and James]

There are people here that look like me. Exactly like me. It's unnerving. Part of me thinks it'd be easier to blend in, but I'd really prefer my life not to feel like a CBS sitcom.

The other part of me says I shouldn't let it bother me since others have worse problems right now.