If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.
It should be easy since you're all cops.
If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.
It should be easy since you're all cops.
I'm repeating myself, but again, thank you to everyone who held down the fort around here. Audrey and I have been reinstated and are working on getting caught up. If there's anything in particular we need to be briefed on - especially if it's not related to our own magical disappearances, or the goblin attack - please bring it forward. Those are foremost on everyone's minds and everyone's going to be talking about them, but we also need to make sure other things don't get swept aside. Our jobs are to handle everything that comes our way, thoroughly and responsibly and with attention to detail.
I know that's a lot to ask, especially for those of us who are still sorting through personal matters, but we have an incredible team and I have no doubt that you're all up to the task. That said, you don't have to do it alone, and my door is always open to all of you, for any reason, at any time.
To our newest members, I sincerely hope you'll take me up on that, if for no other reason than I'd like to get to know you better.
All of that goes a hundred times more for you. I can't thank you enough.
Feel a bit like I'm stepping back in and stealing the post from you, honestly. I don't want you to feel that way. We need people who can walk point around here, and you've proven that you're one of them.
» If I didn't already have a headache, this would be causing one.
» Grateful I'm no longer leading law enforcement.
» I'm going to have to talk to Nathan and Audrey, but I'll wait until this blows over.
» They don't need to know about this now.
So, our offices are trashed. I need help trying to clean this place up and I need people on top of figuring out who the hell did this and why.
I don't know if someone's sending a message or if we got a couple assholes who got bored, but this is the last thing any of us need right now.
» Hey
» You're not in bed.
» Planning on coming back any time soon?
Believe it or not, someone tampered with some of the newly harvest strawberries and rendered them inedible. We get to find out who.
Anyone on staff got sensitive smelling powers? Might make this easier if we've got someone who can literally track them.
Military groups seem to be all over the place, there's announcements about not taking food from strangers. You know, and Shepard and Alenko can back me up on this, I've been in this whole 'Military doing all kinds of important-but-quiet work while Law Enforcement shuffles their feet with busywork' thing before. You know how it turned out? With a ragtag band going out and saving the damn galaxy from invasion, without help from the Military (for the most part) and Law Enforcement. (Why do I feel like I keep bringing that up?)
Chances are that's not the case here, sure. But there's echos. Just feeling a little useless over here, if something is going down. It's not my nature. There something we can do? And don't say cracking down on people with food they shouldn't have.
Cas ain't Cas anymore. We've been sitting on it for a few days to figure things out ourselves, but Cas is riding shotgun with Lucifer. (The real Lucifer, not Police Officer Lucifer.) Something happened, his memories updated and the rest apparently updated with him, and in the future, we fuck up so bad that Cas thinks he needs to let Lucifer in to help us.
Whatever he tells you, he's twisting the truth or he's just lying. Cas may have consented to being possessed, but it's bullshit. The consent doesn't have to be good. He could've easily been tricked into saying yes, or he thought he was saying yes to something else and Lucifer got in on technicality, or Lucifer promised he could do something he couldn't. The bastard hates humans and is one bad day away from scorching the earth. He may play nice for a while, but he'll get bored.
He needs to get out of Cas and get locked up somewhere where he can't hurt anybody. I get that you have your amnesty bullshit going on here, but this isn't some bellyaching anti-hero with daddy issues or a demon with their balls in a vice. Lucifer's been locked up for a reason, and if you don't do the same, we're fucked.
All right, kids, now that the fucking Devil is around, we need to have a group talk.
I'm sure we're all a bunch of loose cannons back home on the hunt for justice or vengeance or inner peace, but this community's too small for us to be wandering around and doing whatever we want. There are rules and laws for us to follow just as much as anyone else. We're working with a new government here, and it's on us to set an example so that people feel like they can actually trust us.
Which means that if one of us likes being a smug shitheel, it'll reflect badly. Keep in mind what responsibility you're being given here. If you just want to fuck with people, you can do it while mopping up shit in sanitation.
What are we going to do about him?
Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.
Attention Normandy Crew! Bit of good news for you today - Mordin, I was about to just pop my head in the lab but this seemed easier to get everyone taken care of - but right.Archangel has landed.Garrus Vakarian has arrived! Only... thing is that, well. the PodGod made him human. Incredibly human, not like Tali'Zorah where it was a survival thing. But 100% human. Didn't even know it was him at first, but he's awake now and we've been chatting, and he's a bit.. erm. Cranky? Not that I blame him, I sometimes hate being human myself.
Thought you lot might want to come by? Help him out a bit? He hasn't tried walking yet.
One of our latest arrivals is adjusting from being a Turian (alien in the Mass Effect world, Mordin can give more details than I can... probably.) and while he's not hostile, he's a bit upset and could probably use a little extra boost to his morale.
And we've got to help him learn to walk properly.