May 2016



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May. 12th, 2016


Steve, I think I'll be ready for that tour tomorrow.


Might ACTUALLY have to relocate to one of the settlements if anyone gets wind that I have a couple bags of coffee from the pod drop.

I'm only sharing with you guys. Abuse your privileges and I punch you. And trade it on the black market for one of those cute mini elephant pets.

May. 9th, 2016


So this is new. Like really new. Morgan Freeman warned me about what's Through the Wormhole, but I'm not a scientist so I guess I always thought of it like a TV show. You know, just speculation. Not truth. Not something that could actually happen to me.

And yet, here I am...

Is there aspirin or anything else like that around here? I've got a whole huge headache sort of thing going on right now.

Which is why I didn't even think to introduce myself. I'm sorry. I'm Sharon Whitman.

So I know some of you guys are here. Natasha filled me in.

Is this really legit? Romanoff seems to think so, but she also likes to play that game where you can't tell if she's serious or not.

May. 6th, 2016


Messere Minoru, your chocolate bear is not dead, but it is seriously wounded. Before anyone accuses me of sport-hunting, the bear started it.

I have potted a plant from the candy garden. We shall see if it lasts.

[Filtered to Veronica, Sera, and Remus]
I fought a beast of chocolate for you (mostly for Veronica), and have returned with spoils of sweets.

You may come to my quarters to claim your share after I have showered. I am covered in fudge-sauce blood.


I must have been incredibly naïve to think that being in another universe would mean that we'd be able to avoid going through something like this all over again.

May. 7th, 2016


You're welcome.

ooc: It’s a great lollipop adventure! Calendar event

May. 4th, 2016


Girls, I have got to get out of this post-Janitor Tony Stark funk. Wish me luck.
Hey there, stud.

You catch your breath from round one?

Apr. 20th, 2016


[Carol, Jess, Jennifer (all 616)]
You've all been pretty quiet since you got back. How are you doing?

Apr. 19th, 2016


[ Filtered to Law Enforcement ]

I've solved the the case of the missing file. You're not going to like it. Good news - we got the right guy on the Spellman robbery itself. Bad news is that Law Enforcement Officer Raul Hatchett was having an affair with Eva Wentz and left a belt that can clearly be seen in one of the crime scene photos of the Spellman residence. He took the file to avoid the news of the affair getting out, which-- oopsie.

He's currently locked in the utility closet outside the kitchens. Don't worry, my brawny-yet-sensitive boyfriend is standing in front of the door and and waiting for you guys to arrest him. Hatchett's confessed to everything, which from what I understand is enough grounds to release him without trial because he's a nice guy, but I figured I'd let you people do some paperwork for once.

(Incidentally, I'd figured it out before Storybrooke, but I didn't have time to get the confession I needed before being whisked away on a magical adventure full of love and light. Also incidentally, unless you have a comment about this case, don't poke the bear. Today is not a good day, and tomorrow's not looking great either. Thank you.)

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Stacker Pentecost ]

I've already spoken to Fenris about this, but if you'd like, I wouldn't mind staying friends. We don't have to be nice friends. We can be wryly-observant obnoxious friends, like Statler and Waldorf. Let me know.

[ /Filter ]

Filtered Private: TRIGGER WARNING for mentions of rape )

Apr. 13th, 2016


storybrooke: rachel woodson

Can you run a few errands for me? I'm on my way to the library to do the research about how the divorce stuff should go. I just didn't want to go to the lawyers just yet, because this town is a cesspool of people talking. If I can, I'd like to keep this as private as possible. No one else's business but our own.
Okay, so I heard something happened at the Rabbit Hole yesterday? Were you there?

Apr. 5th, 2016


Storybrooke: Malia Zale

If you're interested in sharing the magic of the wilderness with your offspring, sign up for this Saturday's hike through the Storybrooke Wilderness Park. Participants will be given a small bag of granola, and water. It will probably be perfect for small children, unless I encounter a snake, in which case I can all but guarantee that the language will be intended for adults only.

You can trust me with your children's lives. I was a child once, and I was a great child. Just ask my sister. I believe in positive reinforcement, capital punishment, not holding back about the destruction of the ozone layer, and reverent silence. If your kid is a whiner I may threaten to feed him to a bear, but I would never do that. It's just a hilarious joke. I would be working at the animal shelter because trust me, I prefer pets to your kids, but the animal shelter requires that I be over the age of 18 for the fun jobs, so here we all are.

The hike is sponsored by the nonprofit organization 'Make Like a Tree'. This post is not. Nature! Yeah!!

Apr. 4th, 2016


Storybrooke: Jess Barton

Francis Barton, I'm not sure exactly how, but I'm still fairly certain this is your fault.

Drawing by: Cal Barton, age 7. For: Steve Shields )

Sorry, Steve. I'm going to take this to mean he doesn't show artistic promise?

[OOC: Special shout out to my own 6yo artist for drawing this for me. Happily.]

Mar. 30th, 2016


[ Filtered to Law Enforcement + TW ]

I'm not going to be much use today; there's--

-- there's going to be some bodies for the hellhound to co

[ /Filter ]

Mar. 28th, 2016


I think I know most everyone here by now, at least in passing, and a lot of you know Marie. Those who don't know her, well, she's a kind-hearted girl who just wants to live her damn life and is still figuring out who she is. I know all too well what that's like considering she's kinda me ten years ago if my life had started out a little different. She doesn't deserve any of what's happened to her and I might not know how, but I gotta believe she'll get put back together again. Stranger things have happened.

Anyway, my mutant ability allows me to absorb others abilities, plus a whole slew of other things, but I'm gonna focus on the abilities part right now. Don't matter if you're a mutant, alien, god or what have you. If you got skin that I can touch with my own then I can absorb whatever you can do. I can then use your power and someone else's (or a whole bunch of people) at the same time or in repetitive succession which comes in real handy when dealing with a battle like we're gonna be facing.

So I'm just wondering who all might be willing to let me borrow a little of their powers. You'll still keep yours and there ain't any adverse effects anymore. Me using them won't take you outta the fight or anything.

Mar. 24th, 2016



I'm in 505C now. You wanna give me things, give me things at 505C.

also whoever messed up the strawberries you BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU FIRST


chatty: clint → jess

» so I had the Cindy Crawford nightmare again
» Just for talking about it
» Only instead of Cindy Crawford, it was you
» Thinking of you xoxo

Mar. 23rd, 2016


Believe it or not, someone tampered with some of the newly harvest strawberries and rendered them inedible. We get to find out who.

Anyone on staff got sensitive smelling powers? Might make this easier if we've got someone who can literally track them.

Mar. 21st, 2016


Okay, here's the thing: I don't know how everyone got their powers, but I know there's gotta be a few of us who would be on a talk show titled "How Radiation Changed My Life." Mostly because our world was selling radiation-based powers like fad pants for, like, ten years.

What am I getting at? Maybe go get a non-routine checkup if you've been here a while. Maybe just let some people in the labs know that you glowed slightly in the dark even before this place. Just to be safe. Okay? Okay.

Mar. 19th, 2016


network post: carol danvers

cut for image )







[Selfie of Jess making an obnoxious face with a box of Lucky Goat coffee bags]

So who loves me best, exactly?

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