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May. 8th, 2016


[info]thetroubles

LAW ENFORCEMENT & LEGAL:
We've got a limited number of slots available for volunteering on the settlements. We still need law enforcement around here so speak now or forever hold your peace.

May. 5th, 2016


[info]ihaveashotgun

[FILTERED TO NORMANDY CREW + COSIMA]
If I get arrested for hacking into the radio system, break me out of jail. Don't let me rot. I'm not made to survive prison life.

It should be easy since you're all cops.

May. 2nd, 2016


[info]cortex

See, that's what my last apocalypse was missing: the religious crazies.

They also missed a huge opportunity for an acronym. If they'd just called themselves the Order of Pod Sayers, they could be OOPS.




This is probably totally offensive to any of you who are part of The Order that Should Be OOPS, so I apologize.

Apr. 25th, 2016


[info]hardlyangelic

[18+ Crowd]
So that's what a naked human female looks like. Not exactly what I expected to find this morning. I hadn't expected such flexibility - I find it appealing.

I'm going to assume this is criminal activity and continue calibr investigating.

Apr. 20th, 2016


[info]ihaveashotgun

Oh Keelah, Pod-Whatever-You-Are, these are the cutest.




Sorry Kaidan and Mordin, none for you. .... and I might have left Miranda in the box.

[TEAM NORMANDY]
Garrus gave me back my shotgun but who has my drones?

It better be one of you.

[info]paleblood

I was sad when everyone was gone, and now I'm anxious that everyone's back. It's just a thrill a minute with you people, isn't it?

Would it be in bad taste for me to suggest that if you don't want the memories associated with your adventure, I can remove them? Or fog them up, if you prefer? It's an utterly personal decision to keep them or remove them, and I don't think there's any moral better one way or another, and I fully understand that if you're not keen on magic now that more in your head might not be in your interest, so please please please don't yell or get passive aggressive at me for suggesting it if it's not for you because my reaction to stress is either curling into a ball on the floor and thinking about baby animals or killing everything in sight so. Be nice. Think about it?

I just want everyone feeling comfortable again. I understand... dissonance. In several ways, really.

Apr. 19th, 2016


[info]painlessness

I have to say, it is really good to be back. And I want to extend my heartfelt gratitude to everyone who stepped up to protect this place while we were gone. Can't tell you how much I appreciate it. Sorry to have left you in the lurch, although I'm glad to know everyone pulled through it.

I know that none of this is over with, and we will still be pulling through it for a while yet. But I'm certain we'll make it.

LAW ENFORCEMENT (INCL. ADMIN)
I'm repeating myself, but again, thank you to everyone who held down the fort around here. Audrey and I have been reinstated and are working on getting caught up. If there's anything in particular we need to be briefed on - especially if it's not related to our own magical disappearances, or the goblin attack - please bring it forward. Those are foremost on everyone's minds and everyone's going to be talking about them, but we also need to make sure other things don't get swept aside. Our jobs are to handle everything that comes our way, thoroughly and responsibly and with attention to detail.

I know that's a lot to ask, especially for those of us who are still sorting through personal matters, but we have an incredible team and I have no doubt that you're all up to the task. That said, you don't have to do it alone, and my door is always open to all of you, for any reason, at any time.

To our newest members, I sincerely hope you'll take me up on that, if for no other reason than I'd like to get to know you better.

KAIDAN ALENKO
All of that goes a hundred times more for you. I can't thank you enough.

Feel a bit like I'm stepping back in and stealing the post from you, honestly. I don't want you to feel that way. We need people who can walk point around here, and you've proven that you're one of them.

Apr. 18th, 2016


[info]judyhopps

Hiiii. I'm Judy Hopps. Officer Judy Hopps. I wasn't really expecting to wake up — here. I thooooought maybe I stepped on the wrong train and got off in Rainforest District, but this doesn't look like a rainforest at all. Lots of green, kind of wet, but not a rainforest.

Then they tell me I'm on Earth, but no one here looks like any animal I know at all. Never seen anyone like — what are you called? Forgive me if that sounds rude or unthinking, I've just never seen anything like you.

I'm an officer in law enforcement, so hello! I'm your new coworker. I REALLY hope I don't have to start all over with the token bunny stuff again

[...] There's no parking meters here, right?

Apr. 8th, 2016


[info]madseasons

Lovely haven at the end of the world you've established. Better than what I could have imagined.

I'm Elektra. Charmed, I'm sure.

filtered to Matt Murdock
Sorry, darling. You know I hate to linger.

Apr. 3rd, 2016


[info]secondspectre

(mw) network post: kaidan alenko

LAW ENFORCEMENT/LEGAL:
So, our offices are trashed. I need help trying to clean this place up and I need people on top of figuring out who the hell did this and why.

I don't know if someone's sending a message or if we got a couple assholes who got bored, but this is the last thing any of us need right now.

Apr. 1st, 2016

[info]takebackearth

mount weather network; commander shepard (022)

NORMANDY:
Report in. Kaidan and I are both here.

Mar. 30th, 2016


[info]hellhound

[ Filtered to Law Enforcement + TW ]

I'm not going to be much use today; there's--

-- there's going to be some bodies for the hellhound to co

[ /Filter ]

Mar. 28th, 2016


[info]taserqueen

So like, since I'm assuming we're preparing for battle, is this where the end-of-game/movie montages happen and everyone gets laid? Because seriously, think about it. The night or day before any major suicide mission/battle/fight whatnot, you know you've had some kind of life-affirming moment. It's the oldest trope in the book.


Have your moment, people. Enjoy your moment.

But don't enjoy it so much that you have trouble walking tomorrow.

Mar. 15th, 2016


[info]isaaclahey

So.

On the plus side, this drawing actually looks a whole lot like me?

On the opposite side, ouch.

[info]hardlyangelic

Hit my head pretty hard on some overhanging tech this morning. Nothing wounded, just my pride. And it wouldn't have happened, if I hadn't been curious about investigating a hallway that had a flickering light (report: maintenance, there's a flickering light).

I didn't think anything of it until I came across some artwork our recently departed psychic had put together. There were a couple of me, having progressively worse luck as far I can tell. One of them was me hitting my head really hard and leaving a bruise (never had one before) in the same exact spot as this one. Soooo, I need to be locked up for the rest of the day because I'd rather avoid the rest of these.

Why am I making this a general announcement? Because I'm not the only one in these drawings, and there's probably more in her old quarters. Someone who isn't scheduled to get shot in the leg want to go check?

Mar. 10th, 2016


[info]willparry

Mount Weather, I would like to pose a very important question to you right now.
What do you enjoy about being here? What's changed for you, since arriving, that you're finding you're really quite fond of? It's curiosity that's propelling me, really. Nothing more or less than that.

[MEDICAL]
Slightly more serious:

Traumatic brain injury most often presents itself initially the same way you'd find yourself concussed - you'd experience mild disorientation or brief loss of consciousness. Given that there are very specific ones of you that get batted about the head quite a lot, I would like to see you at least bi-weekly to ensure you're all right.

All right?

[info]withoutgrace

network post: lustiel

I don't know why everyone's saying it was me.



It was (you're welcome), but Gabriel helped.

Mar. 9th, 2016


[info]paleblood

Well. I'm here! I tried not being here, briefly, but nothing happened, so... here I am! Hello, Mount Weather. I'm to be a washer of dishes, which is a refreshing change from my previous job titles. I'm a bit flummoxed about the whole "fictional" thing - yet working through it - and on the whole am well delighted to be a guest in your lovely... town? fortress? hideaway? ...bungalow? until I figure out how to return once more to Yharnam and put everything back the way it's supposed to be.

My name's Sami - Sam's fine - and I like pastries, history, the soppiest of love stories and killing things that need killing. I'm also, incidentally, in a bit of a pickle. You see, I'm trying to figure out how to errrrrrrrrr be a God STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEART OF MAN get used to recent changes in my life, and mostly, that's just led to public intoxication. Not that alcohol really works on me, so I just have to make it work on me, but that's neither here nor there. Where's the pub? That'd be lovely, thank you.

Mar. 7th, 2016


[info]hardlyangelic

[Law Enforcement]
Military groups seem to be all over the place, there's announcements about not taking food from strangers. You know, and Shepard and Alenko can back me up on this, I've been in this whole 'Military doing all kinds of important-but-quiet work while Law Enforcement shuffles their feet with busywork' thing before. You know how it turned out? With a ragtag band going out and saving the damn galaxy from invasion, without help from the Military (for the most part) and Law Enforcement. (Why do I feel like I keep bringing that up?)

Chances are that's not the case here, sure. But there's echos. Just feeling a little useless over here, if something is going down. It's not my nature. There something we can do? And don't say cracking down on people with food they shouldn't have.


So who's hurting for a spare coffee ration? I don't need it. I'm willing to entertain offers.

Feb. 28th, 2016


[info]shulkie

Holy end of the world, Batman!

But seriously. There has to be a bar.

Someone tell me there's a bar and some hot guys to ogle, and I'll be happy. For the night.

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