The 100; a panfandom game

My head is still cloudy and full of the dreams which I had while under the influence of the medicine of man, but my nephew tells me that I must use this small window to tell you that I am here. I am Thorin Oakenshield, King of Erebor, leader of the House of Durin. It has been explained to me, but I still find it ridiculous that a man can share the face of a hobbit. I also wonder, in my thickheadedness from the herbs used to keep me asleep as I begin to heal, who this mysterious you is, to whom I am introducing myself.

I am also told that I have been here before, yet I have no memory of this.

As far as kidnappings go, this one's got legs. Remote forest? Mountainside lair? Nice attention to detail, except for one thing: the bulk of the Wayne holdings was filtered through charities weeks ago. So if it's money you're after, you're about to have a real bad day, friend.

I was thinking recently about my death. (It's morbid, I know, keep scrolling if you're iffy about it.) I know there are others who got to live because they came here, and I was wondering how that affected you in your beliefs. About religion or the afterlife, or... anything else, really.

Guess I should start penciling in the night of the full moon as one of those where sleep just isn't happening. It almost seems weird to try and celebrate Halloween now, all things considered.


PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON:

I know we haven't talked much even though we're in the same job, but I wanted to check in on you and your... fiance? How are you both?

TROLL!!!!

IN THE DUNGEON!!!!

(JK! I just want to see who stops reading after the first two lines.)

I was told my brother was here at one point. You probably all know him or of him. Large stature, blond hair, generally the one in the room who will respond to Thor or Odinson.

He didn't happen to leave anything behind, did he?

FILTERED TO ALISON HENDRIX:

You're in charge of Civilian Services, yes? I'm thinking I needed a career change with a little more human interaction. I'd be happy to help with childcare, and I promise I won't corrupt any young minds.

AS YOUR BRAND NEW SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF INFRASTRUCTURE, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE... I don't know, something with light bulbs. Free light bulbs.

I made you light bulbs. I was going to announce it tomorrow but then I came to the party? And I got really excited? I made you light bulbs with my hands. They're slightly radioactive but don't worry you'll be fine there's a barrier.

I wish I had a dress for this party.

CHARLIE BRADBURY:

If you were a dwarf, where would you hide your family's greatest heirloom?

ANYA CORAZON, BUCKY BARNES (616), MALIA TATE, ARACELY, VIOLET PARR, GWEN STACEY, AMADEUS CHO:

I'm not really sure how we're going about bringing other people into this, but I guess we're probably a democracy, so: I invited Johnny Storm. Yes/hell yes? He's the only one from his world here, so I think he could use some friends. He's pretty cool.

Someone care to explain that isn't a Muggle?

SAM WINCHESTER:

So what's the plan here? He can't stay a demon.

CASTIEL:

Tell me what I should do here, Cas. I kind of hate just sitting here while Dean's out demoning it up.

CHATTY TO CHARLIE BRADBURY:

-- Have you seen Thorin around?

This was not something I was expecting. Who'd have thought time travel was actually real.

Hi, I'm Dr. Horrible Billy. Ugh, how am I supposed to keep a secret identity when I arrive dressed like

So, this is what the world turns out like, huh?

That was fucking uncomfortable. Do all these dipshit doctors try to right hook the patients, or is it just the skinny one who's got a dick stuck up his ass?

"But Dean, a werewolf bit your face off and you were dead!" Yes I was, I got better, the end.

This a good time or bad time to mention the interesting experiments I've been doing with Castiel's blood and what's-her-name's grace?

Oh right, you're too busy bickering about whether ol' feathers can play war or not.

It's no secret we've got werewolves around the camp. Hunting's been delegated to inside the perimeter and fishing hasn't been done since the Grounders staked out the river a few weeks ago. The terms of the truce are simple: the Grounders leave Mount Weather and its environs alone, and we leave them alone. The werewolves are playing a game of chicken with us, standing at the perimeter, daring us to do anything. We're in a tenuous position, and the full moon's coming up.

I'm calling for volunteers — preferably with some kind of fight training — to spend the next few days training when if they attack on the full moon. We've got a course going on right now on how to fight werewolves.

If you can't fight, you can volunteer for medical assistance. We're going to need it. Always good to have people who can mend others.

THE 100:

Times like this, I kind of wish we hadn't blown the the damn acid fog.

Thank you to everyone who treated my injuries, made sure I had clothes and snipped off the charred parts of my hair. I'm sure if I'd seen that in the mirror, I would lose my mind. As if I haven't already I would put this under a filter if I remembered everyone's names, but I don't. I'm sorry.

Um I'm Jess. I'm from Stanford, California. I'm not dead I should be dead I'm not d

Why in the actual fuck was there a two-headed rabbit watching me sleep?

Why is there a two-headed rabbit in my room at all?

Filter to Charlie Bradbury

Looks like we've got some requests for some 1940s big band stuff. Now, the whole point of Mount Weather was to preserve civilization, right? So there are all these books and things here, but that can't be all. I wonder if there's, like, a room or something in the mountain that has more. Or even a computer or system that we've overlooked that has music and more music and Netflix's library on it somewhere. We've found a lot of movies, now let's find the rest. This is a challenge, my friend. Are you up for it?

And great work on the scary librarian thing. That was awesome.

Filter to Matt

Hey, sailor.

I figured it out! Randall, the librarian from Welcome to Night Vale. Okay, so I've got a bunch of that podcast on my computer, but not the whole thing. Who wants to go through things and find any bit of information you can find on the Randalls?

SPN

Looks like this intern's got his own radio show to write. Anything you think the people of Mount Weather need to know?