I'm alive.
I have an eye patch.
Unpleasant things will happen to you if you call me a goddamn pirate.
Couldn't even get the correct fucking eye, if you can believe my shitty luck.
Long story short, we should drink.
I've been watching you, Mr. Campbell. I understand that you are affiliated with SHIELD in the year 2015; an organisation dedicated to keeping evil at bay. An organisation I co-founded with my dearest friend.
I want you to tell me where SHIELD's landed. And I want you to be perfectly frank.
I bloody well hope you're keeping score here. The Sky People, the Grounders, the Mountain Men. They have all their bases covered. We have a system of governance that, while very useful in establishing lanes for our people, doesn't help us gain a foothold.
Natasha's previous missive is my launching point. This idleness, I shan't continue in it. Resource sharing is all well and good within the light of day, but even the shadows hold their own advantages. And I propose that we use our combined skills to gain a covert foothold. I will not stand for another murder - one of you, even - when I could do something to stop it.
Hold onto your hat, darling.
I need volunteers to cover empty shifts on the prison rotation. The transfer may need to become permanent.
I saw another niece has arrived. How are you holding up?
I need Andromeda and Lily Luna outside of the kitchen warehouse in 405, along with any Auror who's had experience with Dementors.
We're going to have a situation on our hands. On my round I found a victim of the Dementor's Kiss. I'm waiting on confirmation from the Healers that are on staff in Medical, but I can say with confidence that's what we're looking at. Right now I'm at 405, just outside the kitchen warehouse. I'll leave it to you, how you want to handle it publicly.
We've had another Dementor attack. Stay vigilant!
OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.
There have recently been two Dementor attacks on people living within the mountain. We are unsure, right now, how many there are. Unfortunately, Muggles aren’t able to see them. What you will notice about an area in which a Dementor was recently or which it still is, is cold. If the Dementor has moved, then the cold is lingering and will eventually dissipate. If the Dementor is there, the cold isn’t going anywhere. In fact, it will first feel like the breathe is being sucked out of you, and you will feel hopeless. You will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your entire life. I’ve been told that it’s a lot like severe depression, so please, if you find yourself feeling unusually sad or depressed, please see a doctor or one of the witches or wizards from my home. You’ll be given chocolate, and someone to talk to, and reassurances that you will pull out of this.
If you encounter any unusually cold or chilly spots in the mountain, let myself, Alastor Moody, or Emmeline Vance know. Every witch and wizard is being refreshed on or taught how to cast the Patronus Charm.
If you have any questions, ask. We’ll answer to the best of our ability, and we’re all committed to making sure that Mount Weather is safe.
ETA: For the time being, an eye is going to be kept on the stores of cocoa and whatever other chocolate is available. If anyone else is attacked by the Dementor(s), then they will have first priority in consumption.
How are your Patronus Charms?
Hello. I'm sorry if I'm stereotyping here, but you two are the closest I know that we might have to experts at what sort of minerals and rocks lie beneath the surface of the mountain.
Are you, by any chance, aware of any sort of crystals that might be used for magical purposes within the mountain? They aren't used in my world for magic, so I know little about it. Prue and Phoebe will be able to tell you more about what they're looking for.
» Oi, Remus.
» Why didn't you tell me about Peter?
» Am I like the last bloody person that didn't know?