The 100; a panfandom game

JAMES POTTER IS A BIG FAT LIAR

Ah.

HELP, I was kidnapped. No. No don't say that.

Hello? Is anyone there? Peoples of the innernet? This is connected to the innernet, isn't it? I need help. Please. I don't know how I got here. I really think maybe I was kidnapped. I need help getting back to my family. Could someone call Dudley Dursley? He lives in Surrey. Or maybe Petunia Dursley? Oh, but, Vernon scares me.

I'd ask for someone to call my Daddy but he doesn't have a phone. He's probably looking for me. Or my Mommy. She's definitely looking for me because she'd notice I'm not home. Daddy might still be at work.

Help me? There's a little girl here too. She's a baby and she won't stop crying.

Right. Not where I expected to end up, but I'm glad to see the Earth's survived to 2150. And I don't see any strange planets in the sky. At least we're in the right place in the solar system. No sign of Daleks so far, that's a very good thing. We must've done something right back in 2008. Or, somebody else must have. Not sure I was around in this universe - and I'll admit that's a sentence I wasn't expecting to say anytime soon.

I'm Doctor Martha Jones, I'll be helping out in medical. And I've heard there are people I know here - Doctor? Jack? Donna? Are you on this network, or do I have to come looking for you?

CLARA OSWALD! WHERE ARE YOU????

FILTERED TO CLARA OSWALD, BACKDATED 9/17, EARLY AM HOURS

» Can I see you before class today?
» It's important.

WHO: Lily Luna Potter & Albus Severus Potter (and Helena Potter!)
WHEN: Lily Luna's arrival
WHERE: Medical!
WHAT: Family Reunion!
WARNINGS: Fluff? Fluff.
STATUS: In Progress!

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So this has been a weird day.

And, from what I can gather, I'm probably not the first person to go through said weird day. I'd say that's comforting, but really I just want a drink. Or a nap. Or a drink, then a nap? I'm willing to negotiate and compromise on this one.

Actually, I've thought about it and I just want the nap. Because then I might wake up and find that this is all just one really weird eggnog induced dream. Happy Christmas to all.

CLARA OSWALD, AFTER THIS

Are you busy at the moment?

GINNY AND HARRY POTTER, FOLLOWING ABOVE CONVERSATION

( cut to save your friends lists )

FILTERED TO CLARA AND MJ; SEPARATELY

How are you all fairing?

FILTERED TO POTTERVERSE

Checking in. What is everyone's status at this point?

FILTERED TO DELLY

Did you get sick as well?

HP WORLDERS

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. It is my honor — an unfortunate honor, but an honor nonetheless — to present to you the newest (most recently discovered) member of our Dies In The Future club: Emmeline Vance.

She chose to fight, and survived the first war. She chose to fight again and went down fighting in the second. For all her efforts, along with the efforts of all the rest of us who fought and risked our lives and eventually lost them, I am sure the wizarding world is very grateful. They will tell stories and sing songs of all her achievements and her dedication to doing what was right. (They had better, anyway.)

Please join me in mourning her future passing, just enough for her to know how much she will be missed, but not enough to make her feel like she has to comfort you, because that shouldn't be put on her head. And then, when the mourning is over, we'll celebrate her life — and everyone else's — by deciding on the most appropriate item of clothing to wear to show our pride in our Future Death club.

She's thinking shirts. I'm thinking crowns or hats. What say you, my fellow future dead friends?

I want to hex something, but since a good number of you can't use magic the way I do, I'll settle for punching.

Filter to Remus

I don't know who else to talk

I love it when something impossible happens.

I'll be damned. It's all true. All those theories about other universes and time being a fourth dimension that could be manipulated.

Dad was right.


Let's just pretend I never said that.

Hello. The good doctors have been kind enough to explain to me how this [...] tablet works. I remain half-convinced that there is sorcery or deviltry at work.

I am Robin, half a world away in a land I've never imagined from my own Sherwood Forest, and a thousand years out of my depth.

I find myself feeling put on the spot, the way you are when asked to step on stage and give a speech. I don't quite know what to say, but I'll give it a go anyway.

Hello, I'm Charles Xavier. I am a mutant. I am gifted with the ability to read people's minds, to reach in and touch their thoughts. I do promise that I will not ever do so without your express permission, and have indeed signed a paper to that effect before I left medical. I'll be working in medical as a part of the administrative team, but I also put myself out there as a psychologist. I've phD's in genetics, biology, and psychology, so please don't hesitate to speak up.

Filter to Telepaths

Hello.

Filter to RavenMystique

Well, this won't be awkward at all.

MJ WATSON

Would you be up for a walk this evening?

POTTERVERSE

The library has an assortment of old standard muggle games. Perhaps we could take one and have an evening of merriment? I believe I saw Pictionary and that, it would seem, does not have limits on the number of players.

Or perhaps even Charades? I know at face value it seems a little lame, but desperate times and all. Plus, the idea of never seeing Lily possibly again is frightening and I want to actually spend time with you all.

ROSE WEASLEY

I miss Lily.

I wonder if The Invisible Man is in the film archive. Does anyone happen to know?

It is my very great pleasure to announce that yesterday evening at 21:12, Hugo Weasley, weighing in at an impressive 9lbs, 6oz, and 22 inches in length, was born. Momma Hermione and baby are doing just fine, and will be kept here in Medical until tomorrow. Family and close friends only will be allowed to visit Mount Weather's newest resident while he is enjoying the hospitality of Medical.

Hermione, congratulations. He's beautiful, and perfect, and the perfect antidote to all of our sadnesses.

Thank you for all of you who have welcomed me and helped me become settled here.

Lydia Martin, Mary Margaret Blanchard / Snow White, Albus Severus Potter, Clara Oswald

I apologise for not contact any of you before hand. I have recently arrived here. I was informed that I would be a teacher along with all of you. May I ask therefore how we go about teaching here?

As Neville already mentioned previously, he asked me to marry him and I obviously said yes, because I'd be a complete nutter to think anything else. We've sorted things out with how it will be taken care of and we'll be having the wedding itself on June 20th. It will be quite different from what most of us are probably accustomed to back home, but it will be no less nice and we'll be married at the end of it, which does seem to be the most important part.

Anyway, we'd love it if you'd be willing to celebrate with us, so please consider this your official invitation. We're leaving this open for anyone to attend, since we did feel that everyone could perhaps benefit from a little frivolity -- plus, it's always good to be able to meet new people! It will be a short little ceremony with music and drinks to follow.