The 100; a panfandom game

LUCIFER

You answer one yes or no question for me honestly, I'll answer one for you.

[FILTERED TO TEAM JACKASS]

Did John talk to any of you about actively going against Lucifer and making a move today?

[FILTERED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT (Minus Lucifer)]

I'm pretty sure it was a no since he doesn't trust much, but did John Constantine have a tracker on him? I can't fee

If I'm going to go down in the first round, I'd better go down hard.

Really regretting some of my life choices today.


FILTERED TO EZIO AUDITORE:

I hope you're as sore as I am this morning.

FILTERED TO EVIE + ALFRED:

For the record, I didn't see anything.

You'd think I'd have learned my lesson about alternate universes by now. They -- never, never, never, never, never, never -- work out well. But dear Pod God, if you're up there, listening to this nerdy secular Jewish boy from the upper west side, could you send me my brother for my birthday? You've got two weeks. My mom will make you pancakes. When she gets here.


Teddy, Kate, & other friends [feel free to assume]

So, how young is too young for tavern birthday adventures? Please, please, please tell me it is cool to drink blue alcohol and quote Tolkien. I really need this right now (or like, thirteen days from now, okay). It sucks you're all weirdly older than me.

Chatty to Sam Winchester (after this)

-- So that other Luci wants to meet me.
-- I'm telling you as security.
-- If I disappear it was him.

TEAM JACKASS + ZED MARTIN:

What are we going to do about him?

Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.

Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting place. Not my creation, which is strange and doesn't seem like the Father's, usually he leaves his fingerprints all over the place. And you know how difficult it is to get fingerprints off the silver. All that polishing. But the multiverses, that's cute.

Anyways, the kind and lovely people in medical - sorry if I confused you with not being injured, it's a thing - said I should introduce myself.

I'm Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar. No, it's not a stage name, but I am fairly good at tickling the ivories. Or the violin, but it's been awhile since I've picked up one of those. Do you know how many bad renditions of "Devil went down to Georgia" and "Danse Macabre" I've had to endure? Practice your instruments, people, it makes a difference.

Yes, so I'll be joining the lovely people in Law Enforcement as an officer - it's truly ashame Chloe isn't hear to see it. And Haymitch, Sydney, and Willow - I'm your new roommate, I believe.

CHATTY TO KATE BISHOP

» Still feeling like myself, so far as I can tell.
» And I meant to ask. Do you want to go dancing?

Ai mochof gon let

Thank you for let us stay. Ai leik Dela kom Floukru -- my name is Dela.

I try to write your words. It is take time. You hate us, it is fine. We still glad to be safe. Thank you.

Someone can make this translate for me so I sound better?

Those of you who have been hit by the golden disappearing arrows, I may have an idea as to what's behind it, but I need to do some more investigation. I don't think there's any risk of physical harm.

[Friends + military squad Charlie]

I might have a lead on what's behind these arrows. Anyone want to come and help me search for the thing behind it?

[Faith]

We might be dealing with a God.

TEAM FREE WILL + KATE + GABE

So... I might have just been hit by a Cupid. Or possibly something weirder, but given the timing, the fact that it was gold, and looks like an arrow, I'm going with Cupid.

Any of you seen any strange naked men flying around?

So, I believe I was just shot? With an arrow?

I say I believe I was just shot because I saw an arrow hit me in the sodding chest, and it hurt like an arrow would (I have experience with getting shot, okay), but there's nothing there now. No wound, no arrow shaft, nothing.

And there's also no one about. I'm outside, about two kilometers away from Mt. Weather, but I've the ability to see people even when they're hidden, and there's no one here. Not within arrow-range, not by half.

...do I need to come by Medical? Just stings now, but I know what I saw, and I don't fancy turning into a mongoose or some such thing just because someone can't manage their magical arrows. What's going to ha You know, I'm coming by Medical.

Hey, I'm Bobbi. I hear there may be a few people around who probably want to shoot me know me along with a HYDRA agent and his dead.

ETA: Scout Squad Alpha

Looks like I'm joining your ranks. Bobbi Morse.

I'm starting to think you people are cursed.



OKTEIVIA:

Is the commander gone for good?

I don't know what's worse; waking up, waking up in a new reality (which is so not one of mine), or waking up to someone trying to use you as a pin cushion.

I had syrette flashbacks. Not cool.

Anyway, I was processed, I guess I'm allowed to stay because they gave me a job. Name's Loki Gabriel.

For some reason, no one ever believes me when I tell them I used to be tiny. Now all of you know it's true.

And this is hardly breaking news, but: Crowley, you're an asshole.

[Filtered to Buffy]

So I'm going to try and distract some of the teens with games and cards so that they aren't running around crazy and stuff. Especially the ones who are mini-fighters.

[Filtered to those under 18 (especially newly under 18)]

Hey! I know most of you don't know me, but I'm Dawn Summers. I've been here for a couple months now and work in surveillance, so if there's anything you need, let me know.

Now I know a lot of you have figured out that it's intensely winter outside and you may be wondering what to do that means you don't have to go out in the cold and wet. There are a bunch of games in the library, so I propose we spend a few hours later today/tonight just playing games and teaching each other card games and stuff.

Whadya say?

I want to stay in the mountain now, I don't need to go outside anymore. But where's my dog?

What'd you do with him? I want him back. Now.

This, wrapped in a big leaf, with a note:

Happy birthday (yesterday) -Sam

[OOC: backdated to 1/24 prior to the de-aging due to OOC delays!]

( TRIGGER WARNING: substance abuse in metaphorical form )