The 100; a panfandom game

[ooc: Not long after everyone returns.]

Who's Welcome back, everyone.

[Military]

Will we be resuming our old duty assignments or keeping current schedules?

[Jacob Frye + Wanda Maximoff]

I hope As nice Are you both here?

[Ben]

Did you see Finn today? It was the worst day yet this week.

[Ben & Finn]

Finn...what's going on?

If you guys needed another excuse to go outside on the nice, spring day...

Also, it's National Pet Day, so get your asses down to the Pet Shelter and adopt your own fur baby.

[FILTERED TO LAYLA & FORD]

Hey, we weathered that awkwardness pretty well, so I'm thinking we deserve a night out. A special date night out.

Not that I don't love Granny's, but maybe something a little nicer? Romantic.

This video kind of makes me want to get a cat. Any one know of any cats up for adoption right now?

Well, those are new skills for a Saturday. Anyone need a dishwasher installed? I'm your girl.

TEXT TO JESS

» So.
» We were making out last night.
» And then my dishwasher exploded.
» And that is not a euphemism.

[Ben Irons]

You and your crew up to anything tonight? It's been one of those days and I could use a drink and maybe even shooting some pool. Unless you guys are off rescuing kittens from trees today.

I missed out on the bake sale yesterday. Work held me up, so I guess it's more storebought for me. Please read this as a subtle request for anyone to offer up anything they picked up and are willing to share. Picture me sitting alone in a kitchen with a ham sandwich, longing for some apple turnover or cherry pie.

This is a depressing place to visit. It's not the worse I've ever seen but it doesn't exactly scream destination spot. Note to self: fire travel agent.

This pamphlet thing says there's a tavern around here. Anyone want to point me in that direction?

Double-edged promises and ominous threats. She hasn't changed.

[Friends, Family, Charlie Squad]

At least, you don't have to listen to me grumble about not having a proper sword anymore.

[Reyna]

I don't care for anyone in my head, but maybe.

Edited to add:

[Jacob]

I might not be back tonight. I'm not off doing something foolish probably. I'm with Reyna.

I'd like to thank everyone who's been so kind and welcoming to me the past week! You might've been standoffish, or vague, or perhaps even homicidal with a dash of paranoid, but no! Instead you've embraced me as one of your own. What unexpected warmth! Thank you, Mount Weather!

As an extremely small token of my gratitude, I've gone ahead and done all the dishes. All the dishes, yes, even the not-dirty ones. Fellow dishwashers, enjoy a well-deserved day off! All the dishes in Mount Weather have been restored to their former state of clean before the daily wear-and-tear (most were manufactured in 2011, but several were as early as 1951, can you believe it?), and I've gone ahead and whipped up a few of the sets that were broken and incomplete. Go ahead, make new dirty dishes! I'll take care of them. I could do this forever!

[ Filtered to Poe ]

Thank you again for your hospitality last night, and for the cards, and for the drinks, and for the... everything. It made me feel less lone human included. Your friends are lucky to call you such.

"For this is what it means to be a king: to be first in every desperate attack and last in every desperate retreat, and when there is famine in the land (as must be now and then in bad years) to wear finer clothes and laugh louder over a scantier meal than any man in your land."

King Lune of Archenland

"Be alert, be diligent, be patient, and a solution will present itself."

Richard Pevensie

Well done, everyone working on the coffee shortage. What is the best piece of advice you've been given or heard given?

[Filtered to Lucy]

Lu? How are you doing with all?

[Filtered to Su

I've been searching and going over every damn place Marie showed me she liked to venture off to while gathering things for everyone. And I still ain't finding a trace of her anywhere. I dunno if any of the rest of you who do that job got any idea where else she might have gone. But I'm open to suggestions.

Also considering just heading out for a few days of non-stop looking further and further around the perimeter for a few miles. I doubt she accidentally wandered Jean or Rachel would be able to hea And the butterfl

There are some caves that could use a bit more of a look over if nothing else.

You know, once you get over the fact that we're all underground in a nuclear wasteland, the digs are pretty nice. I've lived in way worse.

Am I too late for baklava? I bet Wanda didn't save me any, because I'm not the Hawkeye she knows. Boo.


If I jam my ear up against a speaker I can almost hear the awesome music. A+, Star-Lord. Is that gonna be a regular thing, or is it mostly talk radio?


(Hey Kate. Katie. Katie-Kate.)

I made baklava today, and seem to have made more than I planned, if anyone would like some.

Teddy

Um. Tell me I didn't wish anything out of existence.


Please. Alien metabolism > magic, right now.

I blame radiation for anything and everything that might have happened yesterday. Yup. Totally the apocalypse's fault. So And uh -- thanks, Mount Weather. For being so understanding.

Billy -

So I spent a lot of time thinking about what I was going to do today. If we were at home, this would be easy. I know exactly what we'd do in New York, I know exactly what I'd get you (I'm not going to spoil that for future birthdays), and I know exactly who'd be there. Here, it's hard. I can't just go buy your favorite dessert or something new to put on your nerd shelf. I can't bring Tommy here. I'm not good at making things, and I can't whisk you off to some far-away beach. (Well, I could, but it'd take hours to get there, with my wings.) I don't have magic to just ... wish whatever you want into existence. All you get is me. So here I am.

By the way, everyone, it's Billy's birthday. Now I'm going to embarrass him.

I never really believed in true love and fate and all that stuff until I met you. I didn't even think you'd like me when I first met you. I was nursing the biggest crush I'd ever had, and I really wanted to be cool and to impress you, because you were amazing, you know? I knew right away that you were special. Way more amazing than some kid who didn't even know what he was and had no idea what he was doing. I'd spent a lot of time trying to be someone I wasn't so that people would like me, and I thought I'd left that behind, but I'd look in the mirror and see this big doofus and I couldn't imagine how you'd ever like me. But you did. You did, and you accepted me just as I am. You loved me just as I am, because that's just who you are. You're one of the kindest, most accepting people I've ever met, and the way you care about everyone makes me a better person just by being around you.

And so ... happy birthday to the best dimension-hopping, bad-guy-fighting, superhero husband a guy could ask for. Thank you for never giving up on us no matter what's standing in the way. I love you.

Okay, that's it, everyone. I'll save the rest of the gross schmoopy stuff for just Billy. You're welcome in advance.

It is with sadness that I announce Jane Foster has been taken from us. It is unsettling to see it occur before your eyes, and it is my hope that she will be fully dressed again once she arrives at her destination.

Should any have need of me, I shall be in the tavern after a brief shower. Please do not pity me, as I have often had to leave her behind to handle important matters. I will assume she has done the same.

damn, but i was getting ready to head for my fifth papa doble. that's what i get for mixing sun, rum and government business.

so, stop me if you heard this one before ...

albert einstein and carl jung walk into a bar. it's called the relative archetype and they order an adorably post-apocalyptic landscape. mister rogers (cardigan and all) sidles up next to them and he's got some loaded potato storybook characters and liberally sprinkles it with random friends. then enter sandman and what the eff, here we are.

so stop stampeding, get me a kale smoothie (with an umbrella), and we're in business.

At least the apocalypse has Facebook? Priorities.


Uh Hey. It's Clint. I was told I have people. Katie?

People come and go so quickly here. It's difficult to keep up. I just wanted to say hello to all the new arrivals if I haven't done so already. Welcome to Mount Weather.

[Pevensies + Charlie & Bravo Soldiers + 505N]

I think there's reason to be concerned.

Quick question: Is there anyone here who feels unusually healthy and really can't stand being in control of their own body anymore?

ANIMAL HUSBANDRY:

Can someone please explain to me what we actually DO down here?