The 100; a panfandom game

Well. I'm here! I tried not being here, briefly, but nothing happened, so... here I am! Hello, Mount Weather. I'm to be a washer of dishes, which is a refreshing change from my previous job titles. I'm a bit flummoxed about the whole "fictional" thing - yet working through it - and on the whole am well delighted to be a guest in your lovely... town? fortress? hideaway? ...bungalow? until I figure out how to return once more to Yharnam and put everything back the way it's supposed to be.

My name's Sami - Sam's fine - and I like pastries, history, the soppiest of love stories and killing things that need killing. I'm also, incidentally, in a bit of a pickle. You see, I'm trying to figure out how to errrrrrrrrr be a God STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEART OF MAN get used to recent changes in my life, and mostly, that's just led to public intoxication. Not that alcohol really works on me, so I just have to make it work on me, but that's neither here nor there. Where's the pub? That'd be lovely, thank you.

Didn't that lady just post about not accepting damn food from strangers and now you're all lining up to feed your coffee addiction?

No wonder the fucking devil wins.

RESCUE & RECOVERY:

I need volunteers to head out tomorrow. Military's found some dead Grounders and what they think might be some of our people who left the mountain. Either way, these people deserve to honored by their people, so that's what we're going to go: head out there and bring them back.

CLARKE GRIFFIN:

You think you can get a hold of Lexa? Some of her people were among the dead.

MILITARY SERGEANTS - ALL:

Earlier today, we were informed of an altercation or some other event with some Grounders who were communicating via their walkies. We couldn't get a confirmation on what was happening, so we send a scout team out to the location.

Unfortunately, it wasn't a great sight they stumbled on. About half a dozen people were found in that frozen state, and another ten or so were killed. It looks like a battle of some sort, but we're not sure what happened.

We're sending R&R out to recover the bodies so we can give them proper burial. The statues are just like the others. Hard as a rock, no real way to draw blood or any other kind of medical test to see what's going on.

[FILTERED TO WEDGE ANTILLES AND AHSOKA TANO]

Alright, you two. Who wants a night of relaxing and just playing cards, drinking, swapping stories...?

I'm going to try not to beg for you to pay attention to me, but I'm failing. I'm a needy pilot.

[FILTERED TO GENERAL ORGANA]

Hey, haven't checked in since Jaina came back. Coping with that okay? Did you talk to her?

[FILTERED TO LEIA ORGANA]

I'm sorry about your family.

It's not the best time to ask this, but I thought you'd be best to answer it. Do you ever get used to people talking about you? Even when it's something nice?

[FILTERED TO JESSIKA PAVA]

I forgot to thank you for the "congrats".

But I'm no teacher.

[FILTERED TO FINN AND POE DAMERON]

Either of you want to explain why you thought it was a good idea to play that stupid game and bring me into it?

Does anyone else go to Fight Club just to look at the shirtless people? I feel like that could be a club.

I'm bored and dying for a goddamn cigarette. Someone tag into this post so we can play Fuck, Marry, Kill.

[posted after fight club]

I never thought I'd enjoy losing this much, but it's hard to be bitter when there's this many good opponents. I'd say congrats are in order for everyone. It was fun as always to fight even if I lost my first match again, and always great to watch so many different styles in use.

[Rey]

Congrats on doing well in fight club. How would you feel about giving me some sparring lessons? Is that weird to ask?

[Wedge]

Seems we could both use more practice.

So. Lent in the Apocalypse - entirely excessive? Borderline ridiculous? Or I am officially a terrible Catholic for failing before the second day was out?

Actually, forget the last part. It's possible I nailed that coffin shut when I tried to assassinate the Pope inside the Sistine Chapel.

(For the record, he was a vile excuse for a human being, and his equally dispicable son did the honors eventually. But still.)

Singles night was fun and cards today as well. I love learning new card games. I just wish we had more to gamble for.

For those who are interested, we do mini sabacc tournaments on Thursday nights in case anyone wants to join in.


Dancing is still intimidating though.


[Wedge]

Thanks for the dance lessons. I think I'll play to my strengths and stick to cards though.

I've come to appreciate water over sonic showers, sure, but nothing wakes a guy up quicker than a blast of ice shower all morning.

Luckily, you have me as one of your wonderful base mechanics. We'll take care of it, so don't panic. Might even help everyone cool down from last night.

( FILTER TO MENTAL HEALTH STAFF - Trigger for gross overuse of Force powers & torture interrogation likely in comments. )

Goddamnit. I thought you were screwing with me! I literally JUST got my ship back. It was clean. I had a crew! One that wasn't gonna threaten to eat me every other day!

I mean, probably not. Not unless I really deserved it??. Or we ran out of snacks.



Speaking of snacks, a big mac would've gone a long way towards making this day suck less, but apparently you BROKE EARTH too. I'm just saying. If you were aiming for Maximum Suckage here, you guys totally nailed it.

[FILTERED TO TFA TRIO]

Alright you two. Clear your schedules for a few hours tomorrow. 5pm.

I know you two are smart and I'm not trying to trick or embarrass you here, but I definitely need some company for this "sex seminar" thing.

Well, at least I didn't have to relive those last 15 years all in one fell swoop, so thank you for that. Hard enough fighting a war at fourteen, but going through it and losing and then an Empire rising in its place? Not something I wanted to discover all over again.

[Filtered to Buffy]

So I'm going to try and distract some of the teens with games and cards so that they aren't running around crazy and stuff. Especially the ones who are mini-fighters.

[Filtered to those under 18 (especially newly under 18)]

Hey! I know most of you don't know me, but I'm Dawn Summers. I've been here for a couple months now and work in surveillance, so if there's anything you need, let me know.

Now I know a lot of you have figured out that it's intensely winter outside and you may be wondering what to do that means you don't have to go out in the cold and wet. There are a bunch of games in the library, so I propose we spend a few hours later today/tonight just playing games and teaching each other card games and stuff.

Whadya say?

How did I end up inside a mountain? I don't remember being anywhere near a mountain last night.

Right then, rather than everyone writing at once, why don't we consolidate our information in one location so that we can reference it in the event that someone's parents or guardians show?

Just fill it out here, perhaps? For example:

My name is Alfred. I'm supposed to be in the Lower Cathedral Ward of Yharnam under the guardianship of Father Gascoigne.

In the meantime, for the very young ones, might I suggest we putting them someplace where they aren't like to wander about and be food for beasts? Just... suggestion. You know?

Alright, who's been teaching my droid swear words? Has he been spending too much time with Artoo?

Ok, I think I finally got a handle on this new place enough to introduce myself. Hey everyone. I'm Fn Fin? Finn? Fyn? Fynne? Finn. Yeah, Finn. I like how that looks. They assigned me to being a scout. I'm still getting used to what people do for fun around here, but any game that shows everyone how awesome my buddy Rey is can't be that bad. I might have to try out Capture the Flag next time it's done.

Oh, and Maz. Trying to narrow it down between blue, orange, and green-brown.

Not where I thought I'd end up this morning, but I've been assured this is a safe zone — despite the beast that was felled today. I would like to offer my services for assistance in any way that I can.

Senator Amidala, I've been told that you are here? How is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi?

My God. I have seen much that baffles the mind: artifacts that can fell whole civilizations, echoes of supernatural beings from before the dawn of man, and a pretty redhead in Florence who could put her entire foot in her mouth. But this?

This little square macchina that writes out my words and can paint a handsome face in the blink of an eye? Fantastico! I only wish I could show it to da Vinci.


Perdono. I am Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Please forgive me if I process the rest of this madness in my own time.