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Mar. 2nd, 2016


[info]fades

damn, but i was getting ready to head for my fifth papa doble. that's what i get for mixing sun, rum and government business.

so, stop me if you heard this one before ...

albert einstein and carl jung walk into a bar. it's called the relative archetype and they order an adorably post-apocalyptic landscape. mister rogers (cardigan and all) sidles up next to them and he's got some loaded potato storybook characters and liberally sprinkles it with random friends. then enter sandman and what the eff, here we are.

so stop stampeding, get me a kale smoothie (with an umbrella), and we're in business.

[info]seventhsmartest

"Won't somebody please think of the children?"

Whelp, this is why we can't have nice things. ¬_¬ btw, Mario's addicted to magic mushrooms and Pac-Man does nothing but pop pills.

Feb. 29th, 2016


[info]godofstories

Feb. 23rd, 2016


[info]lux_ferre

Now that was a party. Is this a weekly occurrence?

[Loki]
I was wondering if I could get your opinion on something.

[info]taserqueen

If any babies are born 9 months from now, Darcy is a great name, mmkay?

Also holy shit way to exceed expectations, people. Thumbs up.

Feb. 22nd, 2016


[info]godofstories

CHATTY TO VERITY:
» Plz reply ASAP

[info]asala

network; asala adaar (035)

We're hearing reports of a number of disappearances today, so I'm going to ask you all to stay where you are for right now while Law Enforcement does a headcount. Yes, even if you've already posted on the network to say that you're still here, even if you reply to this entry. For safety's sake, I want every single person accounted for face-to-face. I've asked them to check the job sites and residences first and then the recreational areas. We'll send the all clear to your devices once we're finished, but it will be much easier and faster if everyone stays put until they're finished.

Thank you.

[info]godofstories

Sif has disappeared, should anyone be looking for her.

Also, tonight is the full moon, so don't pet any stray dogs.

Feb. 19th, 2016


[info]godofstories

CHATTY TO THOR:
» You're busy for dinner tomorrow.
» Related question: do you know Samirah and Magnus yet?

[info]liedetector

LOKI & MARIA & ZED:
I'm heading to the figh club tonight to cheer on Lady Maria. Do you two want to come with me?

Feb. 18th, 2016


[info]daughterofloki

[Filter to Loki]
So, there seems to be all this talk about how making a potential threat list is a great idea. I doubt I'll add anyone to the list for various reasons, but I'm curious.

Those frost giants? From your world or are they from yet another world?

Feb. 16th, 2016


[info]teamclone

Who: Ben Reilly and Loki (and Loki and Loki and Loki)
When: Monday, Feb 15
Where: a clearing outside
What: Loki takes Ben out for show and tell of one of his worries.
Warning: Don't think so? Their brand of schmoop.

Has Loki ever mentioned me? )

Feb. 15th, 2016


[info]lux_ferre

Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting place. Not my creation, which is strange and doesn't seem like the Father's, usually he leaves his fingerprints all over the place. And you know how difficult it is to get fingerprints off the silver. All that polishing. But the multiverses, that's cute.

Anyways, the kind and lovely people in medical - sorry if I confused you with not being injured, it's a thing - said I should introduce myself.

I'm Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar. No, it's not a stage name, but I am fairly good at tickling the ivories. Or the violin, but it's been awhile since I've picked up one of those. Do you know how many bad renditions of "Devil went down to Georgia" and "Danse Macabre" I've had to endure? Practice your instruments, people, it makes a difference.

Yes, so I'll be joining the lovely people in Law Enforcement as an officer - it's truly ashame Chloe isn't hear to see it. And Haymitch, Sydney, and Willow - I'm your new roommate, I believe.

[info]littlelunacy

People are so annoying to me. This weekend I got a lot of "you're very cute but a little young for me". This is a general announcement that I'm 18ish, and therefore an adult and capable of making my own decisions about having sex and relationships. I don't understand why people get uncomfortable about age differences. Do they think that I'm immature because I'm not some magic number? And that I will become mature on a specific birthday?

I've gone through a lot. I was a coyote for seven years after I ate my mom and sister. I was targeted by assassins. I took algebra in summer school. Horrible stuff like that. And I say 18ish because I don't know how coyotes age or if my time spent as one "counted".

Is it a "take advantage of a younger person" thing? Because if someone tries to take advantage of me, I'll just kill them. See? You can totally date me now.

I don't care if people aren't interested in me because they think I'm weird. That's their poor life decision that they will later regret, because I'm an awesome girlfriend. But I don't understand why people get hung up over age. Can someone explain it to me in a way that will help me no longer think you're all being stupid?

{Edited to Add] Lydia suggested that I get to know someone before I date them and find true love. Please apply for consideration here.

Feb. 11th, 2016

[info]warden_king

network; alistair theirin (007)

Wonderful people of Mount Weather! With your holiday of love coming up, we at The Rose thought it may be nice to host all the single people the night before. It must be obnoxious to watch the rest of us just now, so February 13th is officially Singles' Night at The Rose. Come to meet other single people, or just get drunk and complain about everyone else.

The rest of you can just go have sex or something, and then come back on the 14th.

Feb. 7th, 2016


[info]liedetector

ZED MARTIN:
I'm not really that great... talking to people. I come off as a little too blunt. Mostly because I get so fed up with the lying pinging all the time. I kind of have no patience for it.

But you're nice. I like you, so I was wondering if maybe you wanted to hang out?
LADY MARIA:
How are you doing?
LOKI:
I'm trying to reach out to new people. Like you've been saying.

Feb. 2nd, 2016


[info]godofstories

ATTENTION!


Childcare is experiencing a sincere lack of care, namely of the adult oversight variety. I did not have time to enlist Captain America to do a rousing speech, but, truly, must I say more than think of the children?

Thor, whatever you happen to be doing, cancel your plans. I already volunteered you to help me.

[info]godofstories

FILTERED TO ALISON HENDRIX:
I noticed that childcare is somewhat light on adult oversight lately. I assume either the surge of children scared everyone off, or what the "Pod God" giveth, so the "Pod God" taketh back.

Unless Snow needs me to take care of something, I will stay to help. Really, the kids are more fun than pretending to look occupied behind a desk. (Shh. You never heard me say that. Our secret!)

I can also fetch volunteers. Have you met Thor? You should meet Thor.

Feb. 1st, 2016


[info]hellotrickster

I don't know what's worse; waking up, waking up in a new reality (which is so not one of mine), or waking up to someone trying to use you as a pin cushion.

I had syrette flashbacks. Not cool.

Anyway, I was processed, I guess I'm allowed to stay because they gave me a job. Name's Loki Gabriel.

Jan. 28th, 2016


[info]abandonedship

It is no use; my curiosity must be satiated. This week has proven that we have powerful beings among us. I wish to know more. But, I will not expect information without providing some myself.

So if you are a user of magic, I would like to know more about where your magic comes from. Are there different disciplines within your magic? Are there deviations between what is "good" magic and what is "bad", and how is that line between the two determined? Is your magic infinite or must it be nourished or cultured?

For example: in my home world, our magic is a result of harvesting the blood and organs of the Great Ones, a race that populated the earth before humanity flourished. All our magical feats are in thanks to the Great Ones; magic is used predominantly to heal and to strengthen. But many Hunters with interest in the arcane utilise spells for defensive and aggressive moves in battle. As our magic is reliant upon the physical bodies of the gods who came before us, it is finite. Different towns and kingdoms have claimed ownership of these bodies in competition with one another, and the Healing Church of Yharnam has declared some strains of magic heretical by virtue of which god they came from. Thus, "good" versus "evil" is not dependent upon the spells one casts, but the blood that gave you the abilities to use magic in the first place.

If you prefer a private conversation to discuss your world's magic, by all means. I would not wish to engender discomfort.

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