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Feb. 3rd, 2016


My birthday's coming up rather soon. Does anyone else have February birthdays? I'll make you all gifts.

I miss Harry and Neville. I guess you don't need me reminding you about that. But I do.

We should do something together.

Hello, Draco. How are you lately?

Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

Jan. 25th, 2016


HELP, I was kidnapped. No. No don't say that.

Hello? Is anyone there? Peoples of the innernet? This is connected to the innernet, isn't it? I need help. Please. I don't know how I got here. I really think maybe I was kidnapped. I need help getting back to my family. Could someone call Dudley Dursley? He lives in Surrey. Or maybe Petunia Dursley? Oh, but, Vernon scares me.

I'd ask for someone to call my Daddy but he doesn't have a phone. He's probably looking for me. Or my Mommy. She's definitely looking for me because she'd notice I'm not home. Daddy might still be at work.

Help me? There's a little girl here too. She's a baby and she won't stop crying.


This isn't supposed to have happened. According to "Hogwarts a History", after the train there was supposed to be boats over the lake. And then we were going to be sorted into our houses.

There was nothing said about an underground bunker. Or tiny hand held computers. I didn't think they made computers this small.

Jan. 21st, 2016


[Wade Wilson]
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh You okay, roomie?

[Filtered to Harry Potter!verse]
Has anyone seen Charlie today? He left yesterday afternoon and didn't tell me where he was going and he isn't back yet. He isn't responding to my chatties either. Can someone check the clock? Merlin. What if he's gone?

Jan. 17th, 2016


Filtered to Harry Potter verse

I'm so glad that Hagrid isn't here to see this.

Filtered to Ron, Luna and Ginny(sorry, I meant to)

Who'd have thought I'd go from fighting for House Elf rights, to dragons rights.

Jan. 9th, 2016


1 slightly crumpled box of skiving candy to the man, woman, or genderless being that explains this situation to me in a way that actually makes sense



Don't have anything else to say! Just wanted your attention!

Jan. 8th, 2016


network post: ginny potter

'I'm not going anywhere' he says.


Can someone PLEASE take my son, I can't get him to stop crying.

Jan. 5th, 2016


Filter to Dad, Remus, and Sirius
Just to let you know, I'm still here. I haven't disappeared, although sometimes it feels like I have. In work, I mean. I'm surprisingly busy.

Filter to Ginny
Am I doing it again? That thing where I work too much and I'm not there and I turn into a shit dad and husband? Because I don't want to do that again.

Also, we have our live in child-minder back.

Filter to Ron and Hermione

Filter to family (including Potters, Weasleys, most Marauders, and a werewolf)
I think someone mentioned awhile ago that we hadn't had a family do in awhile. It's past time, I think. This Saturday, I think.

Jan. 2nd, 2016


This is so exciting! I really miss Hugo already so much it actually hurts (I was told he's not here?), but this is going to be an exciting adventure! I've always wanted to have one of those. Suuuure, things don't sound super great here. Something about some bloody maries and a werewolf war? (Whaaaaaatttt?) BUT BUT BUT BUT MY POP-POP AND NANA ARE HERE. THE ONE'S I'VE NEVER MET! Aaahhh!

Oh. Oh, right! I'm messing this all up. I'm Lily Luna Potter, the youngest of Harry and Ginny Potter, but please call me Lilu! I need a Weasley/Potter family roll call immediately! And then allllllllll of the hugs! Pronto!

Jan. 1st, 2016


[Filtered to Harry Potter Verse]

Luna and I are working on something to keep track of everyone. We'll probably keep it simple, so it will show "In Mount Weather", "Outside the Mountain", and "No Longer Here".

We would very much like everyone's cooperation in getting it done. As we will need your presence so we can charm it properly.

And, once it's done, hopefully it will relieve the stress when we can't find someone. Or at least give us some certainty.

Dec. 29th, 2015


Has anyone seen Lily Luna? Jamie and I have looked all over for her, but no dice.

Filter to Ginny
Want to go look for her with me?

Dec. 16th, 2015


A certain toddler got hold of my wand this morning -- my actual wand, you perverts, not the one that Ginny likes -- and then proceeded to cast his first spell. Naturally it was one that showered glitter every-bloody-where, so to the laundry folks, I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry. I'm also sorry that I seem to be spreading it wherever I go.

Dec. 12th, 2015


Right. Not where I expected to end up, but I'm glad to see the Earth's survived to 2150. And I don't see any strange planets in the sky. At least we're in the right place in the solar system. No sign of Daleks so far, that's a very good thing. We must've done something right back in 2008. Or, somebody else must have. Not sure I was around in this universe - and I'll admit that's a sentence I wasn't expecting to say anytime soon.

I'm Doctor Martha Jones, I'll be helping out in medical. And I've heard there are people I know here - Doctor? Jack? Donna? Are you on this network, or do I have to come looking for you?

Dec. 10th, 2015


I think I saw a bloody rat! Are there rats down here?!

[Rose Weasley, Hermione Granger]
What do you say we do something as a family? Go for a walk? Eat food? Hunt for stone animals? I don't know. I need to get out of this bunker where all of the rats live.

Dec. 4th, 2015


On one hand, none of this can be possible. On the other hand, I am failing to come up with a reasonable explanation because this clearly isn't a dream. Considering Legolas or the Doctor isn't here confessing their love

I'm told this is the best way to contact my family. Hello, family!

For everyone else, I'm Rose Weasley.

Nov. 24th, 2015


I guess that whole wishing as hard as I can for my children to show up thing didn't work out as well as it did with Hermione. Did anyone here know Rose and Hugo? Can you tell me anything about them?

[Harry Potter]
I need your help with something.

Nov. 22nd, 2015


Filter to James and Lily Potter
You ever feel like you're going to be a disappointment to me? Like somehow you won't live up to what I thought you'd be like?

I feel like that with Albus and Lily Luna. They had all these years with me, and suddenly here I am, their age and not having a bloody clue how to even talk to them.

But I just want you to know that I'm not disappointed. You're far, far better people and even parents than I ever dreamed of.

I also want to know how your Patronus Charms are? I'm tutoring Malfoy, Albus, and Lily Luna in the evenings but I want you to know that I'll gladly give you some pointers if you want them.

Filter to Malfoy
How do you feel about your ability to produce a Patronus?

Filter to Ginny
I love you.

Filter to Ron and Hermione
All right? How're your Patronuses?

Nov. 21st, 2015


I know that some of you guys are adorably not well-versed in the ways of the internet or how we got to know each other online like, 200 years ago. There were quizzes but one of my favourite things (HELLO HARRY POTTER PEOPLE) was called the "Veritaserum Meme" ... I know, sounds CRAZY right? Well, it's definitely something like crazy. It's like a "Truth or Dare" game without the dare.

Because I don't know you guys yet, but apparently you used to be pals with an old version of me, I figured we could start off all shiny and brand new. I get to find out more about you, you get to find out more about me. So we are going to play the VERITASERUM MEME.

And Mount Weather, you're going to be totally cool about it. We're blizzard buddies. We're going to learn things about each other. No secrets among friends!!
OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.

Nov. 20th, 2015


network post: harry potter (backdated to this morning, about 8:30)

[When this entry appeared on the network, a message flashed on each device in use, and would not go away until the post had been read.]

You know, at home, whenever we had an announcement to make to the public about a hazard, there were people whose only jobs were to write these things up. I was not one of those people. Surprise on that, I reckon!

In any case, right now it is my job, so please read the following very carefully:
There have recently been two Dementor attacks on people living within the mountain. We are unsure, right now, how many there are. Unfortunately, Muggles aren’t able to see them. What you will notice about an area in which a Dementor was recently or which it still is, is cold. If the Dementor has moved, then the cold is lingering and will eventually dissipate. If the Dementor is there, the cold isn’t going anywhere. In fact, it will first feel like the breathe is being sucked out of you, and you will feel hopeless. You will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your entire life. I’ve been told that it’s a lot like severe depression, so please, if you find yourself feeling unusually sad or depressed, please see a doctor or one of the witches or wizards from my home. You’ll be given chocolate, and someone to talk to, and reassurances that you will pull out of this.

If you encounter any unusually cold or chilly spots in the mountain, let myself, Alastor Moody, or Emmeline Vance know. Every witch and wizard is being refreshed on or taught how to cast the Patronus Charm.

If you have any questions, ask. We’ll answer to the best of our ability, and we’re all committed to making sure that Mount Weather is safe.

ETA: For the time being, an eye is going to be kept on the stores of cocoa and whatever other chocolate is available. If anyone else is attacked by the Dementor(s), then they will have first priority in consumption.

Filter to Albus Severus and Lily Luna
How are your Patronus Charms?

Filter to Kili and Fili; Prue and Phoebe
Hello. I'm sorry if I'm stereotyping here, but you two are the closest I know that we might have to experts at what sort of minerals and rocks lie beneath the surface of the mountain.

Are you, by any chance, aware of any sort of crystals that might be used for magical purposes within the mountain? They aren't used in my world for magic, so I know little about it. Prue and Phoebe will be able to tell you more about what they're looking for.

Nov. 19th, 2015



Oh, hello postapocalypticlandia. The name is Daisy. Sup? Good to know we survive past the end of the timeline, and like. We're not doing too bad! Right? Right. Totally. So, I get the feeling we're all going to be super awesome friends. And when I say super awesome friends, I mean if this were MySpace (#TBT HOLLA) you'd all be in my Top 10.

Because, basically. I'd have no other choice. Unless I ki But it's a good thing we'd all pretty much break Myspace with the collective power of our Type A awesomeness. And I'm rambling So I have a job, I have a room and I guess we'll all have to get used to each other really quick. You guys are used to this. I am not used to this.

But I will be soon. Promise.

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