The 100; a panfandom game

Yes, that was my girlfriend who let out a woop when I won the Mount Weather penis. She's pretty much the best.

ZOMBIE TRIO:

Things I never thought I'd do in my lifetime: be happy that I won a dildo.

I'd really hoped that life could actually go back to normal now.

Getting freaking kidnapped again, was so not in my plans for the year.

Evacuation is apparently not necessary, so my apologies to anyone I attempted to hustle into the lower levels yesterday. We are not under attack.

[Filter: Mara Jade Skywalker]

With all the information gathering, who is addressing potential threats from the various universes here? I can't believe there isn't someone.

ooc: Feel free to assume!

[Filtered to Buffy]

So I'm going to try and distract some of the teens with games and cards so that they aren't running around crazy and stuff. Especially the ones who are mini-fighters.

[Filtered to those under 18 (especially newly under 18)]

Hey! I know most of you don't know me, but I'm Dawn Summers. I've been here for a couple months now and work in surveillance, so if there's anything you need, let me know.

Now I know a lot of you have figured out that it's intensely winter outside and you may be wondering what to do that means you don't have to go out in the cold and wet. There are a bunch of games in the library, so I propose we spend a few hours later today/tonight just playing games and teaching each other card games and stuff.

Whadya say?

So, looks like I have finally been processed and thought I would say hello.

I have been asked to do the job of a computer repairer so I guess I shall be seeing some of you very soon if I can work out where the job is.

[Filter to Buffy]

They told me you were here? Can we meet up it would be nice to see a friendly face and find out who else is here I might know?

I give up on birthdays. I'm pretending they don't exist anymore.

I miss shopping. And Starbucks. Basically I miss the mall.

Hi everyone.

I'm Elena. I just got here and Damon said I should say hi so here I am, saying hi.

So... this is fun. If the definition of 'fun' is waking up in a post-apocalyptic future world place thing.


(Filtered to Caroline)

Caroline, Damon said you're here. Please be here...

I have to say, it's odd to watch your history before your eyes. Like some strange version of home movies. I have to say, there were parts of that I would have wished had stayed forgotten in the past.

BUFFYVERSE:

Willow's gone. Again. Guess third time's not the charm in this case.

It's reasonable enough weather for most of you to be outside for a couple of hours?

I was thinking of making an Ice Rink tomorrow? I can work with the shoes you wear I promise!

Oh wow. Wow. Do you guys get that a lot? The wow factor? Because this is crazy. Amazingly, totally crazy.


Ummmmm hi. This is supposed to be an introduction and all I'm doing is standing around like a dummy saying wow. I'm Kara and I'm a new arrival. Obviously, I'm sure you all kind of got that by the "wow" thing. They told me that there's other people here with... powers and stuff? That sounds stupid, when I say it like that. Or not stupid, just weird. But anyway, I need to do some testing of mine because of the radiation and other science mumbo-jumbo that I didn't really understand and I could use a partner?


This sounds like a dating ad for Superheroes. ... IS there anything like that? Asking for a friend. Annnd now I'm going to end the most awkward first post of all time. Hi, again.

I know nobody wants to be stuck in this mountain all winter. But it's a good time to work on learning our the Grounders' native language. You may need it once spring comes if the treaty holds.

Some of you should be able to tutor new students by now. Okt Octavia and I can take a few more as well.

I know that some of you guys are adorably not well-versed in the ways of the internet or how we got to know each other online like, 200 years ago. There were quizzes but one of my favourite things (HELLO HARRY POTTER PEOPLE) was called the "Veritaserum Meme" ... I know, sounds CRAZY right? Well, it's definitely something like crazy. It's like a "Truth or Dare" game without the dare.

Because I don't know you guys yet, but apparently you used to be pals with an old version of me, I figured we could start off all shiny and brand new. I get to find out more about you, you get to find out more about me. So we are going to play the VERITASERUM MEME.

And Mount Weather, you're going to be totally cool about it. We're blizzard buddies. We're going to learn things about each other. No secrets among friends!!

OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.

Who do I complain to about job assignments?

And also I heard Angel was here. We need a talk about parting on good terms. Wasn't even out of California when that damn sign got me pulled over. Lucky I'm a damn good lawyer I guess.

Darla

They told me you were here too?

Are you okay? I mean, I guess you would be, I just...

Been a while

I want to know what happened to my memories. Where I went when I left here. I want to know why I keep hitting a bloody barrier when I try a bit of bilocation back home. I want to know who's got that much and that strong a magic that they can keep even me out.

I need willing guinea pigs. No harm should will come to you. I need to track your essence, your soul. The longer you've been here the better.

While I've heard of arcane rituals that can produce extensive delusions, nothing in this world has the markers of a dream, or an injury to the head. I hunger, I thirst, I feel as a human man. This is well-beyond my learnings, I'm afraid, but that is hardly cause for fear! I am eager to learn what this place has to offer, and how I may assist those who require it.

My name is Alfred, of the Executioner Covenant. From Yharnam, if you have heard of that once-great city, with all the common afflictions and ambitions of a Yharnam citizen. Is this place without a Church? I did not hear one mentioned. If there is a problem of beasts, I will be only too happy to assist in their eradication.

I thank you for your kindness and hospitality, Jaha. I am to be rooming in 505O with a Sir Barnes, Sir Murdock, and Sir Nelson? My gratitude for your taking me in.

[ Private ]

Veronica Mars, what have you got yourself into this time?

"It was never supposed to be this way." I figured I was done being shocked by the way life rips away my agency, that I'd never be so naive as to write those words in a journal, but here we are: four for you, Pod God, you got me good. I spent the last three years of my life trying to save enough money to get out of Neptune and now I'm so far from it that I can't find my way back.

Cry more, Veronica. Everyone's got a sob story. The ones who don't are the ones making them for other people. Now do what you do best, and detect.

Work's fine. Nathan W's one of the Specials - that's going to be the watchword from here on out for 'people who have something notable about them that may or may not be biologically improbable'. Sorry journal, I'm still too fresh to write "magic" down as a legitimate thing - but I don't know how, and I like him too much to snoop. He had some hints about how home was more of this same. At least I know what Rogue's trying to conquer. No handshakes of congratulations for her anytime soon, but at least she's angry. Anger is good. Hope lets you down, time and time again, but anger's always available to spur you on.

Back home Neptune's finest used to say "no body, no problem" as a way to keep from caring about teenage runaways under a certain income bracket. We're up to our eyeballs in bodies, here. Duplicates of that British woman, the ghosts of this mountain we're not supposed to talk about, characters from Harry Potter that died years and years and years ago and are back up walking around. Join them, Veronica. Be a body. Blend. If your story in Neptune's been put on hold, write a new one. And stop missing Dad

[ /Private ]

FYI, I dropped 'hallucination' from my vocabulary when talking about you guys. Way too many syllables, and is it even true? EH. Does 'people' work? I think it works.

Now THIS is a strange device. Hello hello, one Jacob Frye calling in? You people put on a good light show, I'll give you that. Now where's my sister? Or I'll have myself another go-round on the doctor's head.

Once I get fully untied.

And remember how to walk properly.



Can we wait maybe fifteen minutes on the threats, then, 'til I get myself sorted out? Only polite.

FILTERED AWAY FROM DARLA & ANGEL:

I need to punch things. Hard. I need to punch lots of things.