The 100; a panfandom game

WHO: Crowley and "Castiel"
WHEN: After this thread
WHERE: Outside Mount Weather
WHAT: Crowley is screwed :D but not in a way he likes D:
WARNINGS: Typical SPN-style innuendo and threatening behavior with sexual overtones; mild violence. MASSIVE SPN season 11 spoilers.


( Castiel was acting… weird, even for Castiel )

» itS NOT CA
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Where the fuck is Cas?

#thatmomentwhen You can't find the last edge piece for the puzzle you're working on.

I counted. All five thousand pieces are here. It has to be here somewhere.

[FILTERED TO TEAM JACKASS]

Did John talk to any of you about actively going against Lucifer and making a move today?

[FILTERED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT (Minus Lucifer)]

I'm pretty sure it was a no since he doesn't trust much, but did John Constantine have a tracker on him? I can't fee

EVERYONE READ THIS

WE'RE DOWN A BUNCHA PEOPLE FOR PLAYING CARDS AND DRINKING SO WE'RE OPENING UP MEMBERSHIP

THE MODEL CANDIDATE:
- CAN PLAY CARDS
- DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT WHATEVER DRINKS WE GOT CAUSE THIS IS A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. DEAL WITH IT
- HAS POWERS AND IS WILLING TO BEAT UP PEOPLE THAT DESERVE IT
- IS NOT LUCIFER. I GUESS?

also I got the message, Mars. where's the muffins?

[[OOC: Team Jackass sign-ups!]]

TEAM JACKASS + ZED MARTIN:

What are we going to do about him?

Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.

I'm Crowley. I've been here since late May. Do I really need an introduction at this point? You should be listening to me on your radio every Sunday at noon. You should have voted several months ago for me to be your councilor. You should ignore supposedly upstanding citizens and authority figures who call for murdering me or putting me through legal proceedings just for existing (oh yes, that really happens here).

Ask me anything.

And allow me to ask my listeners: what shall I call my radio show now that it's solely mine?

I don't know what's worse; waking up, waking up in a new reality (which is so not one of mine), or waking up to someone trying to use you as a pin cushion.

I had syrette flashbacks. Not cool.

Anyway, I was processed, I guess I'm allowed to stay because they gave me a job. Name's Loki Gabriel.

[OOC: backdated to 1/24 prior to the de-aging due to OOC delays!]

( TRIGGER WARNING: substance abuse in metaphorical form )

Has anyone got [...] smaller clothes that I can borrow until I fit into the big ones again? I don't need many. Just a shirt and pants.

[...] I'm Sam. Winchester.

Thor's AMA was was less chaotic than I imagined. We all had some pretty interesting questions. What do you guys say about making this a regular thing? I am totally willing to hold people's hands/walk you through the format/answer questions.

Come on. Everyone's fanboyed or fangirled over someone. And sure we've seen the stories but you can get answers from the horse's mouth and it's not like we have The Late Show here. And, jsyk, the questions people ask don't have to be about you specifically. They can ask questions about your world or your job or even something like, "What's it like to fight a dragon?" See what I did there? 0:D

Y/N/M?

I had an exciting announcement to make but now I can't remember what it was. I can barely remember how to breathe. I think I might be dying.

Leslie, are you still here? Everyone I love keeps going away.

The first gross snotty sick person who comes near me gets a punch in the face. Actually, every gross snotty sick person who comes near me gets a punch in the face.

If you're sick, for the love of Christ, stay home and don't get your nasty-ass fluids all over the rest of us.

I was told to work on my communication skills as a new year resolution. Now, perhaps I didn't make that resolution myself, but I'm the best of sports. I'll try most anything once, provided that I feel like it and I'm bored enough.

Now, then...!

Crowley, I've moved out. Actually, that happened two days ago.

Nelson & Murdock, we're neighbors! This, also, happened two days ago.

COMMAND & CROWLEY, GEORGINA:

Crowley. Friend.

You lost the election and you have no position of power here, so this whatever it is you're doing with Georgina needs to stop. Now, I'm aware that something something demon contracts, but I don't really care.

This isn't an argument or a discussion, this is me telling you. By all means, give me an excuse to set you on fire, but everyone here knows that's not the direction we want this to go in. Come on, now.

GEORGINA:

What, exactly, has Crowley had you do? If you're honest with me here and now, it will be easier to help you in the long run.

( TW for mention of attempted suicide )

This truth thing is crap. I skipped work to keep myself from babbling at people all damn day. I got on the network to check on everyone else and I can't stop myself.

I fucking miss women. I've slept with three men since I got here. I was trying to move in on Carol Danvers months ago, before Cap beat me to it. It's not that I don't like Cas, because I do. God damn it, do I like Cas. I have a hard time admitting it because I'm emotionally stunted and my first instinct is to lie about my feelings. I still call myself straight, and I know that's fucked up.

I lie about a lot. I don't think that would surprise anybody close to me, but I lie to Sam all the damn time. I know there are things we don't tell each other, and I'm fine with most of that, I don't really need to know about his sex life or what he thinks about Star Trek, but I feel like lying to protect him is my job, the way you lie to kids. I still think of him as twelve. I feel responsible when he makes mistakes or get into touble. I know damn well I shouldn't, he's a grown-ass man who can make his own choices, but I project like it's going out of style. He got all the good parts of our Dad and I just got the shitty decisions and the drinking. If I act like Sam needs me to watch him, I can pretend that's not true.


( content warning for discussion of rape in the dean/kate conversation )

[Filtered to Crowley]

Please tell me you have some sort of anti-truth thing that will help in case someone asks me at work today, "Why do you look so nice today?" and I don't tell them what I did last night?

[Filtered to Crowley]

Do you do Christmas?