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Mar. 21st, 2016


I will say that woman does know how to clip off her consonants. What a rather hilarious situation, because I think she sounds very much like my mother. All the better that these home-grown gifts to arrive in perfect time with her voice. I fear she might next send me to my room for muddying my pinafore.

Alfred, if you want to see a photo of my brother, I've got one in my new/old handbag.

I've a whole handbag of delightful cosmetics and a mind to share.

I'm quite sure you're all aware of my habit of cultivating stockpiles of ammunition for a rainy day. In addition to all the weapons I've got already, the pod dropped off another collection of Howard Stark specials, including:
  • A gamma cannon we used to seal zero matter into a different universe. It's got one charge to it, then it looks like the batteries are good and fried.
  • A tool that will more or less wipe a person's memory for a good several moments.
  • I've still got that bloody Midnight Oil, too

  • And I suppose the reason I'm telling you this is I trust you all to know it's here and make good decisions if it's ever needed. Otherwise, I'm sitting on it with no real use.

    Mar. 19th, 2016


    I guess the pod god thinks it's Christmas. It might not seem like a lot, but I'm really grateful to have these pictures of everyone.

    Not to be greedy, pod god, but if you could also send me my boyfriend and my brother, that would be really great.

    Bonnie & Caroline
    Did you guys get stuff, too?


    My husband is amazing, and I'm taking at least partial credit for it.

    Mar. 15th, 2016


    This is definitely the weirdest kidnapping yet.

    Mar. 11th, 2016


    One thing's for sure - this place is never dull even when you wish it was.

    Mar. 9th, 2016


    Well. I'm here! I tried not being here, briefly, but nothing happened, so... here I am! Hello, Mount Weather. I'm to be a washer of dishes, which is a refreshing change from my previous job titles. I'm a bit flummoxed about the whole "fictional" thing - yet working through it - and on the whole am well delighted to be a guest in your lovely... town? fortress? hideaway? ...bungalow? until I figure out how to return once more to Yharnam and put everything back the way it's supposed to be.

    My name's Sami - Sam's fine - and I like pastries, history, the soppiest of love stories and killing things that need killing. I'm also, incidentally, in a bit of a pickle. You see, I'm trying to figure out how to errrrrrrrrr be a God STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEART OF MAN get used to recent changes in my life, and mostly, that's just led to public intoxication. Not that alcohol really works on me, so I just have to make it work on me, but that's neither here nor there. Where's the pub? That'd be lovely, thank you.


    [ Filtered to Friends; Feel Free to Assume! ]

    I lied, may the Great Ones help me, I lied like a rug. I am so sorry. I failed my Sergeant and I failed Mount Weather and I failed myself. Do not tell him. He will hate me. I am terrible.

    But the little cakes on a stick were so cute! Little bows! I ate a pink one. I want another but I will not risk going now. May they have mercy upon me. It was delicious. Delicious!

    Don't do as I did. Take Satan's cake pops seriously! I am lost. Save yourselves!

    [ /Filter ]

    Mar. 5th, 2016


    Lady Caroline, I apologize in advance if I get too... intense over this Villain thing. You see, I've never been one. Ever. Music, dancing, acting, all of that is familiar to me, but all of it is spent playing a hero for the masses, and I certainly don't treat women the way this wretch does. So, I've been channeling my ex, Madalena. She is quite possibly the most evil creature I've ever met, so I figured it'd be apt.

    It might be a bit too apt. They'd be well suited for each other.

    Now I just have to make sure I leave the method acting at the door, before Iz murders me.

    Mar. 4th, 2016


    Just in case anyone needed a reminder: be careful with sharp corners if you're going to try on Jacob's boots.

    Okay, it's time. This place is insane, and I want the two of you to teach me how to defend myself, because otherwise I'm a sitting duck, and I am not okay with that anymore.
    Hey, you. How are you doing?
    You got any free time today? Or tomorrow. Or whenever. I realized I hadn't been outside recently, and I was hoping you might want to come with me.

    Mar. 3rd, 2016


    Hi. I'm Emily, Em if I like you (don't assume that I like you). You might know me from such events as Medical Presents: Roundhouse Kick to the Head, and Ungodly Shriek II: The Bitchening. I got here a few days ago with the not-Grant Ward and now I'm free to go to my room to see my roommates for the first time (ew). I'll also be working in admin or whatever for legal, which, okay. Wish I had my secretary outfit.

    I think this is pretty much bullshit and I hate this place but I hate wendigos more, so here we go. It's really something to meet you people. If you mess with me, I'll kill you. Cheers, bitches!


    Hard-hearted is this "PodGod" who gives and takes with no real thought for those who are under its very particular thrall. And as such, I have many condolences for those of you who lost friends. Likewise do I have hope for those of you who found them again.

    Would such a thing as a memorial quil
    No, I will wear my poppy and be glad
    Now I know rightly what you lot talk about when there's a memory "upgrade" in play. What a most singular delight for those of us who have experienced such things. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

    Mar. 2nd, 2016


    pretend this was posted earlier

    Bonnie & Caroline
    Care, I know you have rehearsals, but you're both coming with me to learn to play sabacc from HAN SOLO.

    [...] I swear I'm going to stop fangirling people eventually. In the meantime, it's your job to come keep me from embarrassing myself.

    Mar. 1st, 2016


    So I'm officially out of Medical and got my housing and job assignments. Bravo scouts, looks like I'm one of you. Claire and Tali'Zorah did I spell that right - I promise I'm a quiet roommate. Not that I've ever lived with anyone not my mom, but if I had, I'm sure that it'd still be true.


    So it's been raining musical instruments, then? That's good news for the musical, I'll imagine. Maybe your curse isn't a real thing after all, Ali.

    Did Elias go back already?

    Feb. 29th, 2016



    Tall Russian guy. Really hot. Goes by Illya.

    He's gone, isn't he?

    Feb. 28th, 2016


    network post: MWCT Casting!

    Congratulations to the cast and crew of Little Shop of Horrors!

    I will be sending all of you a rehearsal schedule - we start this Tuesday, March 1. Scripts and music will be sent to your tablets. Everyone on crew should be looking to Cullen, he'll be your commander from now until April.

    This is going to be a great show, everyone!

    Cast/Crew )

    ooc: don't forget to sign your characters up for the plot calendar events related to the show!

    Feb. 27th, 2016


    netpost: elena gilbert

    So, I fell from the sky in a pod and landed on.. post-nuke Earth? Nothing like feeling like you're trapped in the plot of a really bad movie. Don't even get me started on the whole memory thing

    Bonnie, Caroline? Someone told me you guys were here.

    Everyone else - Hi, my name is Elena Gilbert.


    Good evening!

    I am Alexander Graham Bell, newly arrived here just this afternoon and extremely grateful that Jacob and Miss Frye came to explain things. Jacob has also informed me that we are to go to the tavern and celebrate my arrival, but I couldn't have this sort of communication device in my hands and not give it a try first thing. You have come a very long way from the telegraph!

    I am lately of the year 1868 and the city of London, where I was employed as a teacher of music and elocution. Here, I am to be working with the toolmakers, which I'm quite excited about. I can't wait to see what other brilliant devices you

    Jacob says it's time to get pissed. Chat further down at the pub, shall we? I'm taking this thing with me.

    Feb. 26th, 2016


    Dearest PodGod. Lipstick. Nylons? Fencing rapiers. Please and thank you.

    I haven't bothered you in a while, really. But I wanted to reach out to see how you're faring - your jobs, resources. Do you have what you need? Would you like a bit more support? Let me know.

    [PRIVATE - encrypted]
  • Daniel Whitehall/Werner Reinhardt: [locked away/alive in 21st century/killed, body not recovered]
  • Wolfgang von Strucker: [Believed dead in 21st century]
  • Armin Zola: [locked away/Operation Paperclip/believed digitized consciousness in 21st century]
  • Johan Fenhoff: [locked away/fate unknown]
  • Sch gr

    List ongoing; too many possibilities and too many variables to consider when the timeline is open to us. But it's Fenhoff, I think, that worries me the most from our own universe. The other possibilities are too endless to consider in any sort of logistical way.

    However, every arrival and every departure screws my courage to the sticking place. The possibility is very real that one day, my brother could come waltzing through the door and not simply another with his face and when I think of it, I don't know what to do with myself. Howard would be easier. Howard would be ten kinds of delight - the one who never left, whose wounds never bled. But Michael, I think, would be my joy and my undoing.

    Hello, ladies. All right?

    Feb. 24th, 2016


    1: Jaina Solo

    Well at least they let me have this thing. I'm Jaina and apparently I was just here but that's impossible since I was just in my ship about to get tossed into space. Sorry to the people who were here when I woke up, I was expecting to wake up with a whole bunch of really ugly Yuuzhan Vong soldiers. I'm really glad I didn't.

    So Skywalkers and Solos..I know you're here. I can have visitors but I have to spend the night in Medical since I'm kind of banged up. Maybe you can explain this place to me now that I'm a little calmer and more willing to listen.

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