Tall, blue flannel, black boots. If you're planning on going outside today, you might want to rethink it, otherwise we're going to have to send out a search & rescue party for you cause you're going to get hit in the head with a chunk of ice off of the trees.
Search & Rescue, know that you're probably going to have to go rescue someone that didn't heed the warning today. Most people don't.
FILTERED TO JOHN:
Alright, I'm getting desperate. Can you do a spell or something to make the water hot enough so I can have a shower?
[OOC: Feel free to claim this for your character! Either they can go out and do it anyway or they can heed the warning, it's open to whoever gets there first.]