|Sir Galavant (heavenblessed) wrote in the100,|
@ 2016-02-02 19:06:00
|Entry tags:||!network post, cassandra pentaghast, claire temple, galavant, henry mills, isabella, james olsen (tv), kaylee frye, luna lovegood, max guevara, rory williams, simon tam, tj wagner / nocturne (2182)|
I retired, you know. Just recently. And now I'm here. In this hellhole. No offense, if you like it here, but I was just married.
Literally. Ten minutes ago. And my wife isn't here. Do you know what I had to go through the last two seasons for my love? A lot. I had to die for it. Isabella was engaged to an eleven year old.
Now I have a twin not-brother and no princess. And Sid was right about metal zipper things and he's never going to let me live it down. This is where I would normally make threats, such a "bring my wife to me or I will slice through all of you" yet something tells me that wouldn't work. I need a drink.
THIS IS MY WEDDING NIGHT