( ooc; cw: flippant discussion of suicide (he's not serious, but he's crass) )
Next time Bloody Mary comes around I'll save her the trouble and just fucking kill myself. Goddamn murdering piece of shit modern fable bullshit, the things you fucking people come up with I swear to fucking god, I hope the genius who decided to turn summoning this asshole into a fucking party trick and gave her the backing of teenage girls goddamn everywhere died of fucking dysentery as they fell off a cliff.
I'm up, but barely. Only reason I'm human now is to see if the rest of you are alive and take a goddamn shower.