ned, the piemaker (lordofthepies) wrote in the100, @ 2015-10-29 12:39:00 |
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Okay, come onCome on come on come onYou can do thisHi. I'm Ned. You might know me from the kitchens? I make the pies. That's what I do. I'm the pieman, making pies all day, all night, that's how I roll.
Except that's not only how I roll. And [...] I've been thinking about it for a while and it's been keeping me up at night, like when it's too hot in the bedroom and you keep kicking the covers off only to feel cold again and it's just a constant cycle of blanket-wrangling.
So, I have a thing. And I don't know why or how, but I have a thing, and that thing made me useful in murder investigations. I'm not a cop, but I worked with a private investigator on the DL and [...] actually, made a lot of money now that I think about it. Not that I do it for the money. I mean, it kind of started out that way but really it's to help.So I[...] I wake the dead.