deadpool is here, breakin' your universes. (mouthymerc) wrote in the100,
deadpool (& open if you wanna play with him)
Wade was everywhere. He was down a gun due to leaving one with his new buddy Elliot (just in case), but he made up with that by sporting hefty amounts of ammo. What he couldn't carry, he teleported back to reload with, but due to bullet limitations and not being so fatal, he probably spent a majority of his time slicing away with his katanas.
Let's be honest, he had no idea what the hell was going on, but he was assigned to be a soldier(!!!) and someone told him to kill so he killed. At least his targets were easy to spot this time!
There was a lot lot of shit talking, of course. MOTHER FUCKER, ohhhhh look at him, he's so .... FUR-RIOUS ahahahahah, HOW ABOUT A FRISBY??...
"Hey, hey, what do you call a werewolf with clothes on?" A WEAR-WOLF. hehehehe
[VOLUNTEER] to be the recipient of this joke in the midst of the fight: "What is a werewolf's favorite food?" YOU!!!
"WHAT DID THE WEREWOLF SAY WHEN HE SAT ON SANDPAPER?" RUFF!!
(There were many more, but I will spare you.)
All of this happened in between teleporting, slicing, and dicing... So basically no one ever heard a complete joke on the battlefield this day. When things started getting really hot and heavy and people started getting severely injured, Wade offered (or in some cases just scooped people up) to teleport them back to medical safety. After a while, that probably became his top priority depending on the amount of injured.
SPEAKING of sustaining injuries... By the end of the fight, he's missing an arm. He's not so worried about the arm, but he is worried about the katana that the hand is still gripping. . . dun dun dun.