Okay everyone. A lot of you know me already, but if we haven't met, hi, I'm Dr. Gates. I'm also known as the Hot Doctor. I specialized in emergency medicine in Chicago, and before that I was an Army medic in the Gulf War. I'm going to be in charge of triage over the full moon, so in case what we're dreading actually happens, I need everyone to listen to me now so we can get it in our heads.
If you get hurt out there, don't fuck around and pretend you're invincible and like you can fight through it. Come find us - Dr. Hunt, Dr. Simmons, Peter and I will be near the blast doors - or have someone else bring you. We'll evaluate you and get you on your way as quickly as possible. Acting like you're not actually injured is going to lead to worse injuries in the long run, and I think we all know how limited we are here.
If you see someone injured and they can't make it back to us on their own, it's your responsibility to help them out. We're all in this together, so we need to act like a team on this. Call someone. Get help. We have people who can fly. Use them to get the injured out of danger quickly. People who can fly: you're our best bet for evac, so keep an eye on that if you can. Otherwise, get on a radio and talk to me. I'll come to you.
Seriously, don't fuck around with your injuries. It's easy to underestimate something you don't have any experience with, but that's not going to help any of us. I'm not going to be able to help you if you brush off that scratch on your arm like it's no big deal.
Get some rest tonight and tomorrow. Saturday night is going to be a damn long night, and we need all of you at your best. I'm talking to you too, medical staff. Your instincts will kick in and help you get through this, but trust me, it's easy to crash, and crash hard, too.
I think that's all I've got right now. With any luck, we'll just be able to forget this lecture even happened.