I know whenever something stupid comes out of someone's mouth, other people are thinking it, so let me tell you all this: Remus is fine. He's fucking fine. He had an accident while he was taking precautions that have been working for years, and it's not his fault the one he bit was a goddamn psychopath who started an army. He's as much a member of the community as any of us, and I will bitchslap the next person who gives him shit, because it's the week before the full moon and this is when I get the best sex, so if I lose out because my hot boyfriend is too sad to put out, I will come for you.