I'd stomp and rant and rave and demand to be put back in Wonderland but it seems this place has even managed to entrap the Dark One so there's very little point and it would all get so dreadfully argumentitive and this place does seem to have its own concerns.
Anyway darlings. I am Anastasia. Known to many as the Red Queen of Wonderland. Pleasure to meet you all in so far as this...device is meeting.
I did need to talk to someone about the fact I have been placed in food service.
There's an entire twist involving my stepsister that I'm sure you wouldn't understand and I assure you I am no stranger to hard work but it's hardly befitting a Queen, is it?