Ah, but hiding for different reasons too, right? The world is cheering for you to fail and play the role they want. The people closest to you want what's best, but will always keep that worry in their head that you've slipped.
CEO duties was my bribing. There are certain clients who are impressed with that sort of power and reputation. Although restaurants are more than willing to put on a show even when there is a reservation too when they know that a good tip will come to them. I think my only same night faux pas involved Brenda, but her scheduling could be a beast.