!storybrooke; ben "the bull" irons
Hey hey, now that I'm a criminal and we've got the spring fling dance coming up, who wants to be my date?
Goes well with the eye patch, gotta keep up my string of being the bad boy, yeah? Yeah. I've got it on good authority that I'm a damn good date, and you get to ride on my pride and joy. You know you wanna.
Pretty damn sure it doesn't need to be said cause it's me, but I'm not gonna sit here and list my preferences. I like all people (except judgemental assholes) and I'm pansexual. You got a problem with that, and you can go elsewhere.