Don't you dare! That bike's your pride and joy, and I would have to punch you! I don't like punching nobody!
I don't know. He seemed to like me. I thought he did. He made me breakfast — real fancy breakfast — and he was messaging me. And we had morning after sex, and were making plans to see each other again.
But then I saw him in the grocery store and thought I'd say hi, but he pretended he didn't know me at all.