Storybrooke: Pete Lord
Ugh. Two-For-One ice cream. More like Half-Off Death. I'm dying. I'm definitely approaching the vicinity of death. Yup. Gonna be shaking hands with Jesus any second now. Why do you hate me, Dairy?? You're so delicious and I am so WEAK!
Welp, I've done my part to support local business for the day. Time to go home early, right, boss?