Okay, so all you people picking up shifts in the kitchen, hi, and thanks. I'm Chloe, and since I've been the loudmouth in the kitchen for a while now, what I say goes. Before you do any kind of shift we're going to go over safety basics, shit like holding knives safely and where the fire extinguishers are all and all that. Also I don't give a flying fuck if you're a superhero impervious to everything on the planet; you're still going to get the lecture.
People come, and people go. There's no reason to be assholes in the meantime.
[ Edited to Add ]: Yo, can I get a volunteer for Medical to do a basic First Aid spiel thing to the new recruits?