Guess I've go choice, huh? Okay, it doesn't work this way in all of the worlds that have zombies, but in ours... Some weird combination of this energy drink and this tainted drug is what we think created zombies in the first place. And then if you get scratched or bitten or whatever by a person who was infected with the virus. Zombies are reanimated people, but in our world, they still retain their sanity and mind, so long as they eat human brains. Mind you, they don't have to kill people to get them, but they still have to eat them or they can go into what most people think of when they think of zombies. Mindless brain-craving singular killers. Not so in our world. I've never met a zombie who hadn't retained themselves mentally. Not sure I really want to meet one who hasn't.
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