Veronica / Cullen
It's not evil, it's the most amazing time-waster that's ever been invented. On one hand, it's packing materials to pad breakable objects that have to travel long distances to reach their arrival. On the other hand, it's made of little plastic bubbles that you can pop out of frustration and stress and they're amazing and I'm really upset that I don't have any right now.
I mean, Satan gave us the coffee when I talked about it. Fingers crossed.