Sorry, buddy. I gotta be the resident killjoy every so often. No ifs, no ands, and definitely no butts.
We'd have to work things into a program for that so that the PA system and screens are synced up for the emergency response. I'd say grab a team and a radio operator or two and talk with them about other possibilities and what would jive.
Iiiif that's you volunteering to take a stab at things, I mean.