network; felicia hardy (022) - voice post, accidentally unfiltered [ The recording starts with the loud, thumping music in The Rose and general party noises, as well as a clatter from Felicia dropping the device. ]
"Christ, this fucking... okay so like, I would text but you hate texting...? And? And I don't drink, this is why I don't drink, but Bull was all 'whooo this is my song now' and I was already drinking, and his pants are pink, so obviously... obviously I got up, right? I think I gave him my underwear, I don't know, he's over there.
[...] I think my boobs smell like blue liquor.
Matt this is stupid, our problems are stupid, and you know what? I love you. Men are stupid and every... shit goddamn it—" [ Muffled clattering because she dropped it on her face for a second. ] "I am—haha—it's like I'm bad luck, because I like the crazy ones, right? And I like you, and you suck. A giant man cow has my underwear, and I'm like... I'm not even bothered. Not even bothered. Because they're not my nice underwear, I stopped wearing my nice underwear, because I... am very... very attractive, I'm hot, did you know that? You're blind but I'm like an eleven? Okay maybe a nine right now. Eight. Because I need to shave. I miss you and I really want... hey. Heeeeey, no, I want another one. Hey. Hey—"
[ You can faintly hear Alistair in the background not giving her another drink before the post ends. ]
( ooc; all replies but the one to maya are from tuesday morning )