Now that I've my pipe back from before, I think it's quite time for me to start writing again. I had a start to a tale that I've been wanting to tell, though I hear it's already been written and many of you have read it. All the same, I'd much rather tell the story in my own words, as it was meant to be told. At least, my own words in this present, mind you not the present version that you've all read.
Bit presumptuous to start a tale about the company talking about myself, but write what you know is what they always say. I suppose it's a good starting compared to any. "In a hole in a ground there lived a hobbit..." Simple enough to begin! Now then. On to writing!
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I'd love to hear your stories, your versions of what transpired. I would dislike telling a tale that was false, after all.