Killing time.
Taking matters into my own hands, I ventured into the Yuletide website and looked to see what Askewniverse fics they had.
Drunk Dial Author: CadetDru Summary: Holden gets drunk, and starts calling his old friends. Spoilers for Chasing Amy, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Oh, and Clerks. Rating: R
Vacation Author: Saturnalia Summary: Really, the Metatron thought through the drunken haze, he was going to have to revise his opinion about sex being a complete joke. Rating: PG-13
On the Eighth Day Author: soo Summary: On the eighth day everything changed. Rating: R
Christmas Mixer Author: Mary Summary: The office party from hell. Or possibly heaven. Dogma/Good Omens crossover. Rating: G
Talk Author: CadetDru Summary: Banky and Holden almost have a talk. Sex ensues. Direct sequel to Drunk Dial. Rating: NC-17
On the Threshold Author: soo Summary: Just when you think one door is closed. Rating: PG
Touch Author: Cobaltnine Summary: What touching the comics gets you. Brodie/TS. Rating: R
The Priest That Tastes The Word Author: Proserpina Summary: Being the Voice of God could be a confusing experience. He was never quite sure which thoughts were his own and which were the speech of God. Usually the distinction was clear, but still—whenever he found himself waxing poetic on the graces of the Almighty, he always found it a bit suspect. Rating: PG-13
Questioning Author: Elke Tanzer Summary: Set nearly eleven years after the events of (Dogma), Bethany figures she has most things figured out all right, but sometimes, humans are just thick. Rating: PG-13