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Man, I can't wait for the holidays. School always seems to drag on.

......ow.

Might've fallen flat on my face while arriving here.

Does anyone know if Elle Salvatore is still here?

Happy consumer-driven and trivial interpretation of love day!

[Elle]

Get dressed at meet me at [club location in O'ahu]. We're going dancing.

I fucking hate this place.

[Private - Elle Salvatore]

They're gone. All of them. Steve...both Graces.

I knew this would happen. Everyone leaves me.

Time to start decorating for Christmas!

ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE!

[Mary]

I think I'm ready to stop moping now. Do you maybe wanna go to a movie?

[Damon]

I think I'm ready to stop moping. Do you mind if I go to a movie with Mary?

[All that can be heard is Elle screaming and crying]

[The image shows a boy with blond hair. He looks... amused]

Okay. I read all the information so... if I got this right: magic is real, there's more than one universe, and I'm sort of trapped here.

[Adam just shrugs]

Good thing I've got Dog.

[About 10 minutes later, he reappears]

Apparently I need a guardian...?

I never really realized how much I missed home until Hawaii showed up here. If it weren't for classes, I'd spend all day, every day on the beach.

Elle. Have you ever tried surfing? Cause Hawaii is here and I'm taking you surfing.

So... not to sound like a jerk (because really, this is a GREAT town), but what do people do for fun around here?

I'm not exactly a social butterfly, but even I get tired of sitting around at my computer every now and then.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLE!

My mommy and I went out clubbing last night together. I think we looked good



Thanks for taking the picture before we left, Daddy!!

[Bea & Mary]

So um...do you think Vic really wants to marry me?

[Vic]

I want to start planning our wedding. That is...I mean...if you want to get married still.

Disney lied to me. If I snap my fingers my room isn't magically cleaned, and forest animals don't help me clean my house either. What the actual fucking hell, Disney?

VIC VIC VIC VIC

BEA BEA BEA BEA

MARY MARY MARY MARY

THIS IS THE BEST DAY. I REPEAT, THIS IS THE BEST DAY. OH MY GOD, WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE!

It's Steve and Danno!

( Picture under cut )

Elle! Here's one of Klaus and Elijah!

( Picture under cut )

I can't believe that I'm graduating high school tomorrow. I admit I didn't think it'd ever happen.

I'm slightly freaking out about college.

Right hand to God: I will go down, no questions asked, on the first chick that'll bring me some ice cream. I need that shit right now like Gollum needed his ring.

Yes, my horse bucked me off her. Yes, I suffered a concussion and a broken arm and a sprained ankle. Yes, I'm fine. I'm just pissed this fucks up my summer plans. Unless one of my wickedly nice vampire relatives wants to, you know, give me vampire blood and heal me?

[Private to Elle's friends and family]

As many of you all know, I have allowed Elle to house her horse in my families stables. I saw her go into the stables an hour ago. I came back out a few minutes ago, the horse was out of the stables and grazing in the pasture, but Elle was not around. This is unusual, she'd never leave that horse unattended, so I went to the stables to see if she was alright, and found her unconscious with a broken wrist. It appears something spooked the horse. I am taking her to the hospital now to make sure there is no concussion.

I have the urge to dance around the house to Bon Jovi. Uncle Stefan, you have corrupted me, good sir!

Shot throught he heeeeeart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!

Today sucked.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Everyone keeps telling me "May the Fourth be with you"!

Thanks but I haven't seen a single Star Wars movie.

Am I dead?

No, seriously: did I die and I don't realize it? Because I went from living in Storybrooke, with all my best friends and my sexy hubby, to suddenly living in GLEE CLUB HELL.

Is there even anyone left in this fucking town that ISN'T connected to these goddamn people???

Happy 4/20 day.

Wish I could celebrate properly.

Ok, time to vent.

It's bad when I'm barely out of high school, yet I feel like the most mature person around here anymore.

This is ri-goddamn-diculous. We've got like, 300 versions of every one of these fucking Glee Club people, every one of them is in some weird family feud with the others, and it's like every single goddamn one gets less mature than the one before.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR DRAMA.

We get it: Puck's a douche, Finn's a dumb-but-sweet jock who for some reason wants his daughter to be named after something I do with people that have a watersports fetish. Quinn's a religious cheerleader who's somehow innocent even though EVERY FUCKING VERSION OF HER gets pregnant. Rachael is the diva with the nose the size of Utah. Kurt is a (usually) lovable princess. Santana is a hot, slutty cheerleader whose grasp of proper grammar continually eludes her. Britt is the only consistently likeable one of the whole fucking lot of you.

Seriously, people: Stop all the dumb-ass drama. GET. YOUR. SHIT. TOGETHER. And get it together fast, because while I might be the only one rude enough to tell you this, I know I'm not the only one thinking it.

Dad wants to go CAMPING. I AM SO NOT AN OUTSIDE KIND OF GIRL.

I really can't wait to be 18, I SO want to get a tattoo. My moms would kill me if they were here, but since I turn 18 in less than a month, they wouldn't be able to object.

Just not sure what I want to get yet.

What is Beauty and the Beast and why should I see it?

My mom and dad are gone. I don't know if I'm happy or upset about it.

So prom is happening. Who wants to be my date?

It's cold here. I wasn't prepared for the cold, I'm supposed to be at my high school reunion right now.

Vic.....I think this is totally your future with Elle.

( To save space )

I'm looking at all of this college stuff and I'm starting to panic I don't even know where to begin! How am I supposed to choose what I'm going to do with the rest of my life?!

Forget this. I'm making some popcorn and watching some Netflix.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLE!!!

Filtered to Mary

Hey babe... dumb question, I know, but... can I count on you to hang with us for Elle's birthday? I think we're way overdue for The Three Musketeers to get back together.

I'm ditching last period. Anyone want to join me?

Mele Kalikimaka everyone!

MARY!! WE NEED TO MAKE COOKIES FOR SANTA!! HE'S COMING SOON!!

I can't wait for Christmas Break! I have so much Netflix to catch up on and a bff to hang out with!

I can't wait until Christmas break!

[Elle & Vic]

Gracie and I went a little overboard with the Christmas cookie baking. I'm going to send some over to your house.

Vic! I got us our very first Christmas tree!!

Science says that we should be eating ice cream for breakfast!

I'm suddenly starting to like science!

Over Thanksgiving Break, Daddy consented to allowing me to move in with Vic, so as of today, I'm officially packed and moved in with my fiancee! Thank you, Daddy. I love you, and remember, this isn't goodbye, I'm still coming over at least once a week for dinner....and help with my history classes :)

So ya...party at Vic and I's place!

Mikaelsons, sound off--whose cooking this year?

Since Mom can't cook and would likely burn the house down if she tried, I'm making Thanksgiving dinner. So far it's my mom and my dad and Vic--but if any of our Salvatore family members want to join us, by all means, come on over. I'm starting the cooking journey tonight.

Daddy if you even touch those pumpkin pies...