| Because the next step up is interpretive dance, and nobody wants to see that. |
[Nov. 29th, 2009|11:52 am] |
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*trots out onstage carrying a pack of posterboard and a Sharpie*
*writes carefully, making the Sharpie go squeak*
Sign: "This is to let you all know that I am ill."
*tosses posterboard aside, making it go whumph on the stage; starts writing on the next one, squeaksqueak*
Sign: "My throat is very very sore and I cannot speak above a croak."
*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*
Sign: "I will be spending most of the day on the couch."
*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*
Sign: "If you are waiting for a ficlet or comment from me, rest assured..."
*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*
Sign: "...I will deliver; just not right now."
*whumph, squeaksqueaksqueak*
Sign: "Thanks for your patience."
*collects fallen posterboard, bows to audience, trots offstage* |
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| DadadaDATdaDA! Chaaarge! |
[Nov. 27th, 2009|09:18 pm] |
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| | Rock Your Soul - Elisa | ] |
Well, another Black Friday, and nobody's been trampled to death by crazed shoppers as far as I've heard. Of course, the day's not over yet. (...I've really turned into a misanthrope the last month or so, and it seems like the start of the holiday season has really exacerbated it. I'm kinda worried about this.)
Of course, I really can't complain. I'm no more immune to a few bucks off Stuff I Don't Really Need than the next person, I just indulge my inner rabid consumer on the Internet. Although it must be said that Amazon does not play fair in this regard: I went on the site to get some CDs for my mom, and it waved 358/2 Days with eight bucks off at me. With fifteen minutes left to snag it. Dear readers, there are many temptations I can resist, but that was just dirty tactics.
*sigh* Ah well. Ten days 'til pretty boys in black cloaks on my DS, so I guess I can deal. |
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| Mythbusters blather. |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
1. Tory's Meat Man freaked me right the hell out. Something about the hipbones sticking out under the skin like that. *shudder* ...On a related subject, NEVER GOING DEEP-SEA DIVING NEVER EVER.
2. Okay, Jessie's cute, I like her. ^_^
3. Adam was so totally channeling Sephiroth on that last bit, it's amazing. If my Fluffiroth muse wasn't awake and yammering at me already, this would have woken him up. ...On a related subject, I need those boots. |
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| Because I just banged out a springkink at work and I'm feeling cocky. |
[Nov. 24th, 2009|11:12 am] |
Give me a pairing and an emotion, and I will write you at least two paragraphs of pure and glorious and entirely shameless SMUT for it. You can toss up as many prompts as you like, but I'll only guarantee one response per requester.
Ganked from (lj)artoni. |
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| Meta meta meta on the table table table: Naming your Muses! |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009|12:32 am] |
Found on DW's Metafandom comm, An entry about naming muses and nicknaming fics, I have decided to open a discussion about the subject here on IJ.
Do y'all name your muses? Do you have nicknames for your fics?
( And stuff!! ) |
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| I had no icon for this entry. |
[Nov. 22nd, 2009|10:18 pm] |
So I am using this one because it is fun. :3 :3 ;3
Dear Muses,
Now that I'm starting on the Zero Princess Saga/Void Space Saga/Whatever the hell you want to call this series, Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, turn this into Viceroyverse done Kairi/Rinoa Style.
Please. I don't care how well it works, I don't care that it works on a multitude of levels. I don't care if it'd be cute (and about a quarter as creepy as Quistis/Kairi is!). I don't care if it makes a lot more sense than any other Kairi pairing in existence, Sora/Kairi included. But the Nonsense of Sora/Kairi is another show rant. Aaaanyway, no one would read it.
Even if it is a really good idea--
No. No. If you try and steer it in that direction, and we know that the one-sided Rinoa/Kairi in Braceletverse is enough, I will turn this brain around and write...umm...
I WILL MAKE US WRITE MPREG. SORA/KAIRI MPREG. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!?
No love,
Jordi. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2009|04:22 pm] |
I swear, if I don't get a tan this summer, sitting in the sun for a while every day with my rabbit, I never will.
When I think objectively, I also find it strange that I consider lying on the lawn reading while my rabbit flops in his cage to be spending quality time with him. But.. you know... I scratch him a bit and we look at each other and he tooth-purrs.
Also: went to meeting with the psych unit. Diagnosed with social phobia. Was told I'd probably feel better if I got volunteer work or something. THINGS I ALREADY KNEW FOR $500. |
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| No, really, they're tweets. :D? |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|09:10 pm] |
- I just typoed 'Phantom of the Opera' as 'Phantom of the Opry.' Interesting AU, that.
- Am marathoning Ouran Host Club - just found out that Haruhi wants to be a lawyer. Guess what I'm crossing it over with now. Go ahead, guess.
- At work I spent half an hour blow-drying a bobcat. The bobcat was unappreciative. |
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| best bunny evah |
[Nov. 19th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
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| WHOOOOOOO~!!! |
[Nov. 18th, 2009|07:15 pm] |
I got hired by Tim Horton's.
No, I did not move to Canada. Canada? Who's that?
But I did get hired. To the second place I applied to.
I start on Friday.
OMG OMG OMG.
Now, fast food is not my ideal employment situation. However, not being broke is my ideal situation!
BE EXCITED WITH ME, GUYS!
I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!!!
Also I kinda quit Nanowrimo. But that's not important! I have a job now. |
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