Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in startrek_redux, @ 2009-06-06 22:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | fanfic, gen, rating: general, slash |
Cracky Dialog Drabble.
A bit of humerus dialog for you.
Title: What?
By: Lopaka Tanu
Warning: Crack fic.
Rating: G
Summary: Spock has a conversation with his mother.
Disclaimer: I do not own StarTrek in any form.
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Spock: There is something I must inform you of, mother.
Amanda: What is it, my son?
Spock: I believe I may be sexually attracted by males.
Amanda: I see. How does this make you feel?
Spock: I do not feel...
Amanda: *Long suffering sigh*
Spock: It does not please me.
Amanda: That is understandable. Is there someone in particular you feel drawn to?
Spock: I do not wish to discuss it.
Amanda: It's not that Kirk boy, is it?
Spock: Kirk is not a boy, neither am I for that matter. But, in answer to your question, he most certainly is not.
Amanda: *smiles in relief*
Spock: Chances are very insignificant of my making the same mistake twice.
Amanda: *Smackes forehead*