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Zeiss Manifold: OH INKY INKY
Zeiss Manifold: I GOT CONCERT TICKETS
Zeiss Manifold: WANNA GO TO THE SHOW WITH ME???
InkWeaver: to what?
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S FIND OUT



Zeiss Manifold: LYRICS BY AN ANTISOCIAL SIXTH GRADER NAMED TONY
InkWeaver: "WHATEVER IT MEANS"
InkWeaver: god it sounds like something I say when I listen to that End of the World R.E.M. song
Zeiss Manifold: I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that remembers that cartoon Gene Simmons had on Nick years and years ago, but his character literally looked exactly like this. COINCIDENCE?
InkWeaver: Zeiss, you're the only one.
InkWeaver: I think maybe you make up some of these pop culture references.
Zeiss Manifold: I don't I swear
InkWeaver: If you made Ken up, I'm gonna be so sad.
Zeiss Manifold: KEN IS REAL WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
InkWeaver: OKAY OKAY LET'S GET BACK TO THIS **AWESOME** INFORMATIONAL COMIC
Zeiss Manifold: i mean really now
InkWeaver: Is that singer a pokemon?
InkWeaver: Is... is that... slime in the back right corner?
InkWeaver: This IS Nickelodeon!
Zeiss Manifold: It's hard to make this guy look threatening when he's playing on the damn Double Dare set.
Zeiss Manifold: Second panel: grah fuck someone put vegemite on the microphone what is that
InkWeaver: PFFFT the name of this band is Death Squad
InkWeaver: predecessors to Dethklok
InkWeaver: Oh wait, no, it's Madonna Dahmer AND the Death Squad.
InkWeaver: ....no.
Zeiss Manifold: They tried to parody Marilyn Manson and "Madonna Dahmer" is the best they could come up with? "Britney Bundy" is better, totes.
InkWeaver: Where are the boob cones, seriously, I'm not seein' em.
Zeiss Manifold: They got transferred into the panel layout.



Zeiss Manifold: BTW, if they start going on about how rock is our decision, I'm leaving.
Zeiss Manifold: I think that clubroom is no place for a Christian to be, myself. That cross is going to fall and brain somebody any second
InkWeaver: Personally, I don't see the purpose of all their colorful squares of paper tacked to that board.
InkWeaver: Black-haired girl = scary anime girl.
InkWeaver: Last panel: Wolverine is going to rape Jason.
InkWeaver: Second-to-last-panel: Benny has pooped his pants from excitement.
Zeiss Manifold: Honestly, I don't see why they just don’t go. UNLESS THEY ARE TRAPPED BY THE SLIME
InkWeaver: "WHAT AM I DOING HERE? Oh, wait, I can leave."
InkWeaver: Wolverine: Nah, gonna rape ya.
Zeiss Manifold: Is every black guy required to wear a sports uniform in these things?
InkWeaver: Shows they're wholesome.



Zeiss Manifold: RAWK OUT
InkWeaver: Schoolyard.
InkWeaver: Cheese.
InkWeaver: THIS IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION
InkWeaver: OF ROCK MUSIC
InkWeaver: "AND ALSO DEVIL"?
InkWeaver: what.
Zeiss Manifold: like is the cheese growing off the jungle gym or something
InkWeaver: And how does breath mold? Is it from eating the schoolyard cheese?
InkWeaver: Note to self: do not eat cheese in a schoolyard.
Zeiss Manifold: OH INKY
Zeiss Manifold: THE SONG'S CUT OFF
Zeiss Manifold: WE SHOULD FINISH IT
Zeiss Manifold: i'll start
Zeiss Manifold: NOW WE DANCE THE DEVIL DANCE
Zeiss Manifold: SEND YOUR MOTHER BACK TO FRANCE
Zeiss Manifold: THERE ARE BATMANS IN MY PANTS
Zeiss Manifold: uhhhhh GOOOOO SATAN
InkWeaver: RAH RAH SIS BOOM BAH
InkWeaver: KICK GOD IN THE KNEE
InkWeaver: REE REE REE
InkWeaver: KICK HIM IN THE ASS
InkWeaver: RASS RASS RASS
InkWeaver: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SATAN!
InkWeaver: ...fuck, can't find my pompoms
InkWeaver: am i doin it right
Zeiss Manifold: Hmm, wonder where they-
Zeiss Manifold: Uh, Inky? I hope those pompoms weren't expensive, 'cause something's slathered them with schoolyard cheese.
InkWeaver: Goddammit, not AGAIN
InkWeaver: Now they smell like moldy breath.
InkWeaver: last panel: LITTLE DOES JACK CHICK KNOW
InkWeaver: THAT BY NIGHT, LITTLE JASON IS ACTUALLY...
InkWeaver: A WEREWOLF
Zeiss Manifold: I don't know if these are affiliated with Chick, actually. I know they're affiliated with Pat Boone, though.
InkWeaver: all the same.
Zeiss Manifold: "Trapped in a spiritual crisis, Jason found the good sense to ask help from someone whiter!"



Zeiss Manifold: "Madonna Dahmer & The Death Squad, better known as Chia KISS."
InkWeaver: last panel: Wolverine reached over and pinched Jason's bottom.
Zeiss Manifold: browwwwn note
InkWeaver: NO WHAT IF BENNY THINKS I'M UNCOOL
InkWeaver: NOT THAT WE'RE AT A DOUBLE DARE CONCERT ALREADY BUT STILL
Zeiss Manifold:A Double Dare concert full of people going "MYAAH, SEE, MYAAAH", no less.
InkWeaver: Yeeeeah, methinks he need not worry so much about being cool.
Zeiss Manifold: Third panel: They even added an extra line so it couldn't be sung to "Awesome God". These Truth For Youth folks are getting ahead of me.



Zeiss Manifold: These kids look like Burger King mascots.
InkWeaver: Wow.
InkWeaver: "He's GONE! Well, no use looking for him, hope they don't sacrifice him to their dark gods!"
Zeiss Manifold: Satanic ritual abuse? More like SLIMETASTIC ritual abuse.
InkWeaver: Second to last panel: *raises hands* Wah. Wah. Waaaaaaaaaah.
InkWeaver: Little does Jason know in the middle panel that Benny is hiding the heroin needle he and his new friends were passing around in his absence.
Zeiss Manifold: I'm totally reading all of Jason's lines in the YGO Abridged Tristan voice.
InkWeaver: "I think I just pooped blood!"



InkWeaver: Wow... what a douche.
InkWeaver: "Sorry dude, but you can't figure out what you like about our religion. You're just in it. Or get the fuck out."
InkWeaver: Last Panel, the separators of the panels look like laser beams shooting from the crucifix
Zeiss Manifold: "Let me crucifiFIX that for you!"
Zeiss Manifold: *pew pew*
Zeiss Manifold: How did he know he was forgiven anyway? Did the cross start vibrating or something? Is that why they have it chained?
InkWeaver: The laser beams told them.
InkWeaver: Secretly, it's a blood pact. The truth is, Jason's been conning them into Satan's rule this whole time.
Zeiss Manifold: Third panel: That's not a Bible, that's a box of Stephen Colbert cereal.
InkWeaver: holy shit, that's a BIBLE?
InkWeaver: i thought it was some random book they were chucking around.
Zeiss Manifold: "It's actually Dick Clark's Advice For Hip Teens, but I like to pretend it's a Bible."
Zeiss Manifold: For additional guidance on music, visit www.almenconi.com.
Zeiss Manifold: *checks*
Zeiss Manifold: Hmm. It looks like it's run by the bad guy from a neighboorhood watch pamphlet.
InkWeaver: No, it's that dude.
InkWeaver: From Pink Panther
InkWeaver: am I thinking of the right guy?
Zeiss Manifold: Either that or Inspector Gadget's angry fundamentalist brother.
InkWeaver: Go, go, Gadget barely believable propaganda!
InkWeaver: Go, go, Gadget bible references!
InkWeaver: Go, go, Gadget -- oh god what has my life come to
InkWeaver: GO GO GADGET GET ME OUT OF THIS COMIC INDUSTRY
Zeiss Manifold: Well, that's about it for today. There's only one thing left to do.
InkWeaver: And what's that, Zeiss?
Zeiss Manifold: RAWK OUT
Zeiss Manifold: WE'RE GONNA ROCK ROCK ROCK WITH THE ROCK
InkWeaver: YEAAAAAAAH
InkWeaver: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO