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[01 Jul 2010|03:48am] |
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[08 Jun 2010|07:04am] |
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Okay. Who watched "Persons Unknown" last night?
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[01 Jun 2010|10:02am] |
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Justin Timberlake. You need to call me or at least get on AIM. I have a proposition.
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[01 Jun 2010|01:04am] |
Dear Craigs,
You should know Billy is treatening to blowjob me :(
billehdaboyd (12:58:49 AM): :O
Jibba Jabba Joba (12:59:16 AM): don't give me the blowjob face
billehdaboyd (1:01:26 AM): i will give blowjobs all I want!
Jibba Jabba Joba (1:01:48 AM): I'm telling
billehdaboyd (1:02:50 AM): :O :O :O
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[23 May 2010|01:39pm] |
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| They're lookin' at you, Billy. |
[20 May 2010|12:19am] |
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[14 May 2010|05:54pm] |
I have never had sex with Kate. What a bunch of fuckin' liars!
I need to hit something!
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| why do we sing “take me out to the ball game” when we are already there? |
[13 May 2010|01:45pm] |
To take my mind of shitty games and a hurt arm, here's a sweet little clip from the Onion.
Twenty-six year old Oakland Athletics pitcher Angry A-Rod Man threw the 19th perfect game in Major League history Sunday, striking out six and retiring 27 out of 27 Tampa Bay Rays batters. The Angry A-Rod Man, known primarily for being angry at A-Rod, accomplished the feat in only 109 pitches, 77 of which were strikes. "I had good stuff today," said the Angry A-Rod Man, who joined his grandmother Angry A-Rod Grandmother after the game so they could be angry at A-Rod together. "It's just cool to know that everyone thinks of me as the man who threw a perfect game." When asked for comment, A-Rod wished the Angry A-Rod Man well.
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[10 May 2010|05:36pm] |
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Johnny Damon is sporting a mohawk. When someone told him he looks like Nick Swisher, Damon laughed. “Don’t say that please,” Damon said. “He’s been trying to copy me all these years.”
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[03 May 2010|07:17pm] |
Clearly, Joba's monkey dance is good luck. I'll have to make him do it more often.
How's everyone's week going?
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| thank you Billy for making me feel better about my lame outing yesterday |
[29 Apr 2010|12:28pm] |
I got paid $383.56 per pitch yesterday. boo-ya.
Oh! And I got a [real] twitter so. You know. Check it out, it's awesome stuff. @joba_62
And to kick it off in style, check out my new best friend
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| Swisher's Random Shit of the Day |
[28 Apr 2010|03:34pm] |
I find a lot of really random stuff online. I love random stuff, it's my favorite. So I figure, why not share the best with you fine folks? It probably won't actually be daily because...let's be honest, I'm pretty lazy. But I'll give it a go.
Today's RSOD is dedicated to jrose. May this cheer you and help you forget the bullshit going on in the world.
( And can you race this guy? I would pay good money to see that, just so you know. )
Anyone else having issues with IJ notifications lately?
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[21 Apr 2010|04:50pm] |
Ledger_Yankees: Girardi says Joba is the 8th inning guy. #NYY
Well gee, he's just been using me in the 8th inning since the start of the season. But it's nice to know he's announcing it officially?
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| oh noes! |
[21 Apr 2010|12:43am] |
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[13 Apr 2010|12:13am] |
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you have a pm, Craig.
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| Cause it's awesome. |
[12 Apr 2010|08:10am] |
This was after our first game of the season. Park didn't have a great game. And that's me and David giggling in the background, for the record.
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[09 Apr 2010|01:12pm] |
It's always nice to see the "impartial" umpire blasting my team. He hates the Sox too apparently, so this weekend wasn't a big deal. But I'ma keep a close eye on him next time he umps a game we're playing against another team. One that isn't a disgrace to the sport of baseball, apparently.
"They're the two clubs that don't try to pick up the pace," said West, chief of the umpiring crew that worked the three-game series in Boston. He was the home plate umpire Sunday. "They're two of the best teams in baseball. Why are they playing the slowest?
"It's pathetic and embarrassing. They take too long to play."
"All of baseball looks to these two clubs to pick up the pace," West said. "Angel did everything he could. The players aren't working with us.
"This is embarrassing, a disgrace to baseball."
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