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Kai Parker is not the craziest in Equilibrium (abominationtwin) wrote in soulboundic,
@ 2020-01-05 22:29:00

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!netpost, -player: briege, -player: jay, -player: kylie, -player: rachel, -player: squid, damon salvatore, kai parker, raven reyes, rumplestiltskin / mr gold, therese voerman / jeanette voerman, wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

A bluebird called me an asshole today.

I don't know how to take that. It flew off before I could return the insult.

Hi newbies. I'm Kai. And this is Equilibrium normal.

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	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, did the mean ol' birdie call you names? You wanna go and kill it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly? Kinda. It asked for it. But despite my huge amounts of power, I can't fly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Can't you throw a rock? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	How would I know which bluebird? I mean I'm a sociopath but hitting random bluebirds with rocks till I find the specific mocking one miiiiggght be a bit much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that how everyone does it? Clearly you're not trying enough. And are slow if you let it get away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	It was in a tree! It didn't fly down, insult me and fly off. It had some self preservation! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Trees are stationary. It's not hard to hit a target. So you just like to complain about being insulted and not actually do anything about it? I mean, everyone has their kinks, nice to know yours is so standard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Woah now! I was surprised. It wasn't a parrot. And it was just right there being a dick for no reason! You're saying you'd have hit it? Also there wasn't a rock handy. You're judgey. You know that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	I don't need rocks. The tree would've been void of birds if one talked back to me. Cause I don't like rude birds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	So your plan of attack would be what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Dementation. And then the birds kill each other and I get to watch the chaos, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Should I know what that is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-05 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's the funnest party trick you'll ever see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I'm interested. Mostly cause if you try it on me, it won't work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-07 09:38 am UTC (link)
	Confident about that are you? But if I do use it on you and it doesn’t work you don’t get to see it. And if it does work ... well you still won’t see it. Gotta be the birds!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abominationtwin 2020-01-08 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. There's a whole not allowed to hurt/kill each other thing which they told me like three times. It's like they don't trust me. But something physically stops you. It just won't work. Which is annoying but hey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofjanus 2020-01-08 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	And I was planning a spree. Therese never tells me the important things. Ruined my whole day! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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