Some Reality Web

Everyone is talking about costumes and carving pumpkins, but why are we not talking about a distinct lack of candy corn?

Is there a shortage that we were not informed about? Do I need to question the lobby ostriches? I wouldn't be surprised if they're behind it. They have a sweet tooth.

...Sweet beak? Talon? Hmm.

GWEN! ...I may have put Jeff through the laundry on accident. He's okay! He definitely had fun! Too much, I think. He was sleeping in my laundry basket again.

I will also concede to you Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters. It might be an alright drink. I definitely did not drink three today I still favor the peppermint and chocolate things.

Also, while lasers can make a precise cut, they're not great to use on hair. The smell is pretty terrible.

( [Sent separately to Lizzie M, Rose T, Gwen P, Eliot W, Belle, Morgan S, & America C] )

Hey, Gwen? Can we feed the apples to Jeff?

!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

Is there a katana doctor in the house!? How about a robot guts removal service? What's the fee for something like that? Like it's gotta be a pretty rare service. So, do they over charge to overcompensate? I have so many questions.

[ ellie ]

That's it! I'm f!@#ing done. No more robots.

Demon vs Robot--place your bets on who's going to win.

Spoiler Alert: Its gonna be me.

Chloe, you stay inside with the kids. Lucifer get your well dressed ass out here and help.

Why is the Monday feeling lingering on a Tuesday? I hadn't planned on wearing my morning coffee.

[EMMA]

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing the disarray around the place has a reason? And not just... hormones?

Ted, as you are the only one who has access to this apartment, I assume this is your doing.

What have you done with my bed? I do not like the new look you have picked for our living space.

What a curious and amusing turn of events.

Would any non superpowered people be up for some training? I can feel myself getting lazy and it isn't a good look on me.

No offense, Supers, but if I'm going to get my butt beat, I'd like to at least stand a fighting chance.

Okay, so how mad would people be if I magic up a small snowstorm? In a limited fashion aka my apartment or a small spot on the park. I am not built for this heat.

How do some people enjoy this heat? I feel like I am dying.

I think I have a roommate repellent thing going on.

So we just need the Twilight Zone theme playing.

I'm throwing a bonfire on the beach tonight. Laura would have wanted one and I'm definitely not going to turn down the company if anyone wants to come out.

Being 9 now is cool and all but i can't wait till Im 10 cause then I'll be 2 whole handfuls.

Even if Nan says Im already two hole handfuls!

[backdated to the 20th]

I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright if
You keep me next to you

Happy fucking birthday to me! Who is celebrating with me?

Okay, Entity, I appreciated the little side trip and we made my super fun Easter egg hunt work anyway but DON'T SCREW WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE I MADE RESERVATIONS.

Everyone who's interested, we're going out on Sunday night to celebrate Mary Bromfield's 21st birthday!! "But Rose," I hear you whining, "that's a work night!" DEAL WITH IT, YOU'RE ADULTS! Also not everyone falls into the capitalistic Monday through Friday work regimen, get it together people.

So get ready to get all dressed up and have an amazing night of dancing, drinks, hor dourves (seriously, why is that so hard to spell??), and a celebration of all things Mary!

A tv show about zombies I was watching suddenly started having a lot of stuff about Serbia and now part of me feels like I should check on that next time I'm home. Not that I'll remember. It just seems weirdly plausible now that I think about it, since part of Serbia is where Transia should be and you really can't rule out anything where Wundagore's involved. It's a stupid thing to focus on though considering neither of them even exist here. I think I'm still just feeling weird about what I saw in the mirror. I hope we get something fun and distracting soon.

Tomorrow's my birthday and with all the age yo-yoing, I'm not really sure how the fuck old that makes me now. Maybe 19? Totally not as important as the fact that I'm going to celebrate at Verdant and anyone who wants to join definitely should.

Totally not optional for some of you, just saying.

Since some people can't say it...

What

The

Actual

Fuck?

Always good seeing my man, Mephisto, again. Thanks, Goodland.

It is Wednesday. Let’s have an impromptu pizza party it might cheer me up. Who would like to join?